he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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