She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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Seriously 5.32, everything else is fine about that sentence except for the two words that were SPELLED FOR YOU in the original text.
Thats a pretty huge fail.
Well now that it's the 4th of July it looks like you need to exercise you're unalienable rights and go fuck some fat chicks!!!
Big, boodylicious butts versus small, petite little asses: Which do guys prefer?
5:32, looks as though that's not the only thing you need to study ...
im suuuure it didn't take up 3 stools... that can't ACTUALLY happen. can it?? gosh i hope not.
Another great text from the Cincinnati area
I can't believe 5:32 got the punctuation correct. I wouldn't wanna fly with a bitch that takes up three bar stools, I'd spend all my vacation money on plane tickets for her fat ass.
Ass so big I couldn't even get to the anus. Just humped her fat cheeks all night.
In the good night/bad night debate.. Was only her ass that big (great night) or was the rest of her proportionate (horrible night)?
there are different types of large asses
big round butt = nice
big wide fat butt taking three stools = not so much
gotta love Cincinnati. I'm so glad I live here.
this is a great thing! awesome night
and theres nothing wrong with a big butt if youre into that stuff. :)
This text is from 3 weeks ago.. my 59 year old father.
And yes.. 3 bar stools.. she refused to condense and only take up one.
that's a good night to me...
an ass that big would make her waddle. nasty
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahah 5:32. you sound like my dumbass exboyfriend. excellent spelling my dear.
Unless you're trying to find a place to sit in a crowded bar. She's taking up three stools!
It would be a great way to study the decleration of indipendace though...
love the fact that this nasty lives in cincinastyy hahaa
Cincinnati sucks dick
ew. you people are obviously underestimating the sizes of the bar stools.