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  • 92 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:24am

    I have a friend I feel this way about. Everytime she calls, she's "pregnant"...

  • 88 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:56am

    hahaha. this one is great!

  • 87 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:31am

    im pregnant...wanna fuck i heard pregnant sex rocks!!

  • 90 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    It's the one who always comes over, crying and wondering how it could have happened, right?...yeah. We have the same friend.

  • 79 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:50am

    every month my girl thinks she is preggers. Im fucking tired of this shit.

  • 84 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:59pm

    Maybe she should get her shit together. If you're having sex, you should be able to get a handle on your own body. If not, then cut it the fuck out; we don't need more of you running around in the case that you *do* get pregnant.

  • 78 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:06pm

    My best friend is always fuckin pregnant. At least 2 times a month. Dayyum.

  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:37am

    wow. if youre having sex, you should be able to deal with it. i mean, get some birth control, SERIOUSLY!

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:47pm

    I had a friend who was "pregnant " every month!!!! One time she was like, " yeah, I think I'm 2 months pregnant, look at my belly." and I said, "Bitch, you're just FAT!! And if you were only 2 months you wouldn't be showing yet!!!" It made her cry and tell me I was mean. It was awesome.