If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
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I have a friend I feel this way about. Everytime she calls, she's "pregnant"...
im pregnant...wanna fuck i heard pregnant sex rocks!!
My best friend is always fuckin pregnant. At least 2 times a month.
hahaha. this one is great!
Maybe she should get her shit together. If you're having sex, you should be able to get a handle on your own body. If not, then cut it the fuck out; we don't need more of you running around in the case that you *do* get pregnant.
every month my girl thinks she is preggers. Im fucking tired of this shit.
strap up then LOL
wow. if youre having sex, you should be able to deal with it. i mean, get some birth control, SERIOUSLY!
I had a friend who was "pregnant " every month!!!! One time she was like, " yeah, I think I'm 2 months pregnant, look at my belly." and I said, "Bitch, you're just FAT!! And if you were only 2 months you wouldn't be showing yet!!!" It made her cry and tell me I was mean. It was awesome.
It's the one who always comes over, crying and wondering how it could have happened, right?...yeah. We have the same friend.