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  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:21am

    As long as she didn't the bed afterward.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:59pm

    haha You stupid republicans. where are the statistics? I would love to research that bit of information.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:55pm

    Oh my gosh this has me written all over it. I'm the girl who always wants Taco Bell and enjoys being naked often. I feel like this text was about me, and it's not even my area code! :)

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:25 every president in the history of the United States has had an 'assload' of problems. Bush seriously fucked this country up and if you people think that Obama can right in only nine months what Bush took eight years to fuck up, then I suggest ya'll go eat some taco bell, smoke something and chill out... it'll get better

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:09pm

    lol @ 12:40. i really hope you were joking, because i legitimately laughed.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:40 have another glass of the Kool-aid

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:20pm

    12:40 don't hate Taco Bell cause its not chicken that's been deep fried in Kentucky

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:17pm

    i want taco bell now!!! i wouldnt mind getting naked either!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:11pm

    11:56-exactly what i was thinking Tallanasty at its best.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by 8765 on Oct 27, 10 at 10:26pm

    if she was thin, she won't be anymore if she keeps eating taco bell.\n\n why do men think these things are sexy and then reject the consequences? do i see a contradiction?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by deedsie_fool on Apr 5, 10 at 1:11am

    Wow. I work at taco bell. When people come late now I will always imagine this. Sick nuggets dude.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:15pm

    12:05 - one bite at a time, mostly with my hands :-D

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:26pm

    2:55 we should definitely meet

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:25pm

    Eww. Can you imagne old Taco Bell beef crumbles in your crack? Maybe a little nacho cheese or sour cream? You'll smell horrid in the morning.

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:25pm

    hahahahaha okay man....look i hate obama and he's starting an ass load of problems...but he is not to blame of autism and obesity. haha cant blame yourself for getin fat so blame obama

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:20am

    i don't even like taco bell and i still love this text. if she was large it's not as cool for me, but if she's hot this is gold!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:34am

    As long as she was hot and not a total cow, this could be the best text ever.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    12:40 cuz in the last 9 months, this country has ALL OF A SUDDEN had an epidemic of autism and obesity? never happened before? riiiiiight. so glad you cleared that up for everyone.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:02pm

    Just wait for the post taco shits!

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:26am

    i think i know who this is!!!!!!!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:46pm

    taco bell is legit dont hate people. ha i would do that shit too

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:58pm

    Hey, guys, 12:40 is right. When Bush was president, I was a perfectly functioning, slim member of society. The day Obama was sworn in, I put on 250 pounds and developed severe autism. True story.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:27 what was so "clear" about 1240's post? i must have missed the sarcasm.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:38am

    Why do I find this adorable?

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:21pm

    12:05, your taste buds probably hate you.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    12:40 IS JOKING CLEARLY

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:19pm

    12:40 watch more glenn beck, seriously.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:08pm

    ^^ agreed, shall we all calm down? Now, is anyone else concerned that she would get crumbs on the sheets?

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:03pm

    12:40 i cant believe you just blamed obesity in america on obama

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:51pm

    12:40 what chemicals? and where did you hear that?

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    and then you snap back to reality and it's not that cool after all...

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:30am

    *shit the bed -11:21

  • 33 38
    Submitted by micahcheer on Jun 4, 11 at 11:02pm

    Omfg! No shit, this was me....i cant belive he posted this.damn i feel like a famous slut....:3

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:17am

    ha ha ha 11:16!!! seriously great text

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:23pm

    it could have been a lot more sexier if it wasn't tacos she was putting in her mouth (no i'm not a lesbian) but seriously!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:37pm

    does anyone have any spare senses of humor? all the people freaking out about 12:40 need them...

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:14pm

    nasty. trashy. 'nuf said.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:39am

    2:58- hahahahaha funny

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    4:08, i'm the poster at 3:37, and YES! i don't eat in my bed the thought of crumbs in there grosses me out so much lol. =P

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:59pm

    "That beaver eats Taco Bell"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:40pm

    Taco Bell has been proven to contain the same chemicals the government has been putting in our water to make us more submissive. OPEN YOUR EYES PPL. Ever since obama was elected we have been having more and more problems, like autism and obesity.

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:31pm

    12:40 is so ignorant. Obviously Obama is the one making everyone autistic and obese. I'm guessing you liked Bush.