this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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haha You stupid republicans. where are the statistics? I would love to research that bit of information.
Wow. I work at taco bell. When people come late now I will always imagine this. Sick nuggets dude.
2:25 every president in the history of the United States has had an 'assload' of problems. Bush seriously fucked this country up and if you people think that Obama can right in only nine months what Bush took eight years to fuck up, then I suggest ya'll go eat some taco bell, smoke something and chill out... it'll get better
As long as she was hot and not a total cow, this could be the best text ever.
As long as she didn't the bed afterward.
12:40 IS JOKING CLEARLY
it could have been a lot more sexier if it wasn't tacos she was putting in her mouth (no i'm not a lesbian) but seriously!
lol @ 12:40.
i really hope you were joking,
because i legitimately laughed.
watch more glenn beck, seriously.
i cant believe you just blamed obesity in america on obama
hahahahaha okay man....look i hate obama and he's starting an ass load of problems...but he is not to blame of autism and obesity. haha cant blame yourself for getin fat so blame obama
i don't even like taco bell and i still love this text. if she was large it's not as cool for me, but if she's hot this is gold!
12:40 have another glass of the Kool-aid
i want taco bell now!!! i wouldnt mind getting naked either!
Just wait for the post taco shits!
2:55 we should definitely meet
Omfg! No shit, this was me....i cant belive he posted this.damn i feel like a famous slut....:3
12:05 - one bite at a time, mostly with my hands :-D
if she was thin, she won't be anymore if she keeps eating taco bell.\n\n why do men think these things are sexy and then reject the consequences? do i see a contradiction?
12:40 cuz in the last 9 months, this country has ALL OF A SUDDEN had an epidemic of autism and obesity? never happened before? riiiiiight. so glad you cleared that up for everyone.
taco bell is legit dont hate people. ha i would do that shit too
i think i know who this is!!!!!!!
1:27 what was so "clear" about 1240's post? i must have missed the sarcasm.
nasty. trashy. 'nuf said.
12:40 don't hate Taco Bell cause its not chicken that's been deep fried in Kentucky
11:56-exactly what i was thinking Tallanasty at its best.
Eww. Can you imagne old Taco Bell beef crumbles in your crack? Maybe a little nacho cheese or sour cream?
You'll smell horrid in the morning.
^^ agreed, shall we all calm down?
Now, is anyone else concerned that she would get crumbs on the sheets?
Why do I find this adorable?
12:05, your taste buds probably hate you.
Hey, guys, 12:40 is right. When Bush was president, I was a perfectly functioning, slim member of society. The day Obama was sworn in, I put on 250 pounds and developed severe autism. True story.
ha ha ha 11:16!!! seriously great text
Oh my gosh this has me written all over it. I'm the girl who always wants Taco Bell and enjoys being naked often. I feel like this text was about me, and it's not even my area code! :)
*shit the bed
2:58- hahahahaha funny
4:08, i'm the poster at 3:37, and YES! i don't eat in my bed the thought of crumbs in there grosses me out so much lol. =P
does anyone have any spare senses of humor? all the people freaking out about 12:40 need them...
12:40 what chemicals? and where did you hear that?
"That beaver eats Taco Bell"
and then you snap back to reality and it's not that cool after all...
12:40 is so ignorant. Obviously Obama is the one making everyone autistic and obese. I'm guessing you liked Bush.
Taco Bell has been proven to contain the same chemicals the government has been putting in our water to make us more submissive. OPEN YOUR EYES PPL. Ever since obama was elected we have been having more and more problems, like autism and obesity.