this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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2:25 every president in the history of the United States has had an 'assload' of problems. Bush seriously fucked this country up and if you people think that Obama can right in only nine months what Bush took eight years to fuck up, then I suggest ya'll go eat some taco bell, smoke something and chill out... it'll get better
haha You stupid republicans. where are the statistics? I would love to research that bit of information.
As long as she was hot and not a total cow, this could be the best text ever.
12:40 IS JOKING CLEARLY
it could have been a lot more sexier if it wasn't tacos she was putting in her mouth (no i'm not a lesbian) but seriously!
*shit the bed
i cant believe you just blamed obesity in america on obama
i don't even like taco bell and i still love this text. if she was large it's not as cool for me, but if she's hot this is gold!
i want taco bell now!!! i wouldnt mind getting naked either!
Wow. I work at taco bell. When people come late now I will always imagine this. Sick nuggets dude.
lol @ 12:40.
i really hope you were joking,
because i legitimately laughed.
Just wait for the post taco shits!
As long as she didn't the bed afterward.
12:40 don't hate Taco Bell cause its not chicken that's been deep fried in Kentucky
12:05 - one bite at a time, mostly with my hands :-D
12:40 cuz in the last 9 months, this country has ALL OF A SUDDEN had an epidemic of autism and obesity? never happened before? riiiiiight. so glad you cleared that up for everyone.
hahahahaha okay man....look i hate obama and he's starting an ass load of problems...but he is not to blame of autism and obesity. haha cant blame yourself for getin fat so blame obama
1:27 what was so "clear" about 1240's post? i must have missed the sarcasm.
11:56-exactly what i was thinking Tallanasty at its best.
if she was thin, she won't be anymore if she keeps eating taco bell.\n\n why do men think these things are sexy and then reject the consequences? do i see a contradiction?
taco bell is legit dont hate people. ha i would do that shit too
Hey, guys, 12:40 is right. When Bush was president, I was a perfectly functioning, slim member of society. The day Obama was sworn in, I put on 250 pounds and developed severe autism. True story.
2:55 we should definitely meet
^^ agreed, shall we all calm down?
Now, is anyone else concerned that she would get crumbs on the sheets?
12:40 have another glass of the Kool-aid
watch more glenn beck, seriously.
12:05, your taste buds probably hate you.
Why do I find this adorable?
Omfg! No shit, this was me....i cant belive he posted this.damn i feel like a famous slut....:3
nasty. trashy. 'nuf said.
2:58- hahahahaha funny
12:40 what chemicals? and where did you hear that?
4:08, i'm the poster at 3:37, and YES! i don't eat in my bed the thought of crumbs in there grosses me out so much lol. =P
12:40 is so ignorant. Obviously Obama is the one making everyone autistic and obese. I'm guessing you liked Bush.
Eww. Can you imagne old Taco Bell beef crumbles in your crack? Maybe a little nacho cheese or sour cream?
You'll smell horrid in the morning.
i think i know who this is!!!!!!!
Taco Bell has been proven to contain the same chemicals the government has been putting in our water to make us more submissive. OPEN YOUR EYES PPL. Ever since obama was elected we have been having more and more problems, like autism and obesity.
and then you snap back to reality and it's not that cool after all...
ha ha ha 11:16!!! seriously great text
"That beaver eats Taco Bell"
Oh my gosh this has me written all over it. I'm the girl who always wants Taco Bell and enjoys being naked often. I feel like this text was about me, and it's not even my area code! :)
does anyone have any spare senses of humor? all the people freaking out about 12:40 need them...