Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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