He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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