You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize