He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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