At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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