physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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