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  • I did the same thing. Threw a few hundred thousand out my window instead of getting married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:44am
  • What part of the 416? I need to know. I am about to walk out the door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:46pm
  • yeah throw it into the wind right in front of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:31pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:08am
  • Just drink a bottle of gatorade before you crash. No hangover guaranteed. You might shit whatever color of gatorade you drank though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Lol. People think that 3rd is 2nd... Guess again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:16pm
  • If it were only that easy...I did something similar...once... Wound up getting drunk off cooking wine at my house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:48pm
  • THE THUMBS UP / THUMBS DOWN IN THE ZOMBIELAND ADS ARE BOGUS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:16pm
  • You could give it to me and save yourself the hangover... I would definitely appreciate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:58pm
  • It really pisses me off when people are always accusing a text of being fake. Who the fuck cares whether it's real or not? It's funny, isn't it? Get over yourselves and stop trying to be so damn cool for pointing out something that doesn't even matter. I thought this was pretty funny. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:23am