I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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