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  • Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Lol hey @thetoughsams

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:00am
  • I jizzed in a hippo who proceeded to lick my schlanker. ~Jizzman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:58pm
  • That was me buddy. I'm a guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:45pm
  • 10:24 you are making a HUGE mistake talking shit about Brasky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:43pm
  • He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44pm
  • I always find it funny when lingerie is at the Salvation Army or Goodwill stores (especially when it's size XXL and bigger) - I hope the stuff is washed/fumigated before it's put on the racks!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:47pm
  • haha definitely believe this one. girls don't believe in clothing themselves properly here in Dallas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:56am
  • clothes arent slutty till youve had sex in them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:33pm
  • That desperate guy who facebook stalked you will take all your underwear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:12pm
  • All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:24pm
  •        =slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Give them away anyway, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:37pm
  • but what if they needed help turning tricks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:20pm
  • That's the difference between being homeless and sleeping at anybody's home. You dress slutty because you are slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Whore fashioned bums with bedazzled jeans. Sounds positively divine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:02am
  • There are in Oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Charles Rutherford believes the homeless have it tuff enough, don't dress them like tranny trainwrecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:58am
  • So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Leslie in Austin does!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:16pm
  • I doubt there's many homeless people who dress... Or care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:58am
  • Brasky framed Roger Rabbit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:02pm
  • If you are too sluty for homeless people, I thunk you need to check yourself for STDs daily. Do your pussy lips flap in the wind like flags?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:44am
  • The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Slutty clothes..... Mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Nobody is homeless in farmville but we love slurry clothes..... and posting texts. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Hookers need clothes too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Weezer's new album is a river of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:03am
  • well then quit being a skank...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05pm
  • HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO WERE DONATED CLOTHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:54pm
  • ....cause homeless people are the only people who go to goodwill..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:26pm
  • My boyfriend sexes me good up the ass. - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Brasky uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:06am
  • Drop it off on a corner full if whores then. You may get a job as well!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:38pm
  • They might be slightly more attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Homeless tranny hookers perhaps. We've got plenty of them in east Dallas. Hah.

    Submitted by yamama on Jul 6, 10 at 1:39am
  • Wow 11:20, I do Brasky and started the pretzel thing. You're very observant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:22pm
  • This is totally from twitter. I know the girl who made the tweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Brasky also got his ass wooped by a peurto rican midget so he ain't that tuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Dallas!! Texas represent :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:15pm
  • They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:00am
  • Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:42pm
  • One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38pm
  • They found $60 in change in his stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Brasky guy is the best thing that happened to this site since pretzel guy... So in a couple days there'll be imitators and the whole thing will turn to shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Brasky did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:45pm
  • You know he sheds his skin once a year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:03pm
  • You'd be surprised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:44pm
  • You'd be suprised what you'd wear if u were homeless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:56am
  • He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:41pm