I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Lol hey @thetoughsams
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
but what if they needed help turning tricks?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
I jizzed in a hippo who proceeded to lick my schlanker.
That was me buddy. I'm a guy!
That's the difference between being homeless and sleeping at anybody's home. You dress slutty because you are slutty.
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!
Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
If you are too sluty for homeless people, I thunk you need to check yourself for STDs daily.
Do your pussy lips flap in the wind like flags?
I always find it funny when lingerie is at the Salvation Army or Goodwill stores (especially when it's size XXL and bigger) - I hope the stuff is washed/fumigated before it's put on the racks!!
10:24 you are making a HUGE mistake talking shit about Brasky.
clothes arent slutty till youve had sex in them
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
They might be slightly more attractive.
Give them away anyway, please.
Slutty clothes..... Mmmm
There are in Oregon.
That desperate guy who facebook stalked you will take all your underwear.
All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
haha definitely believe this one. girls don't believe in clothing themselves properly here in Dallas.
Whore fashioned bums with bedazzled jeans. Sounds positively divine
Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
Leslie in Austin does!!!!!
Charles Rutherford believes the homeless have it tuff enough, don't dress them like tranny trainwrecks
Brasky framed Roger Rabbit.
I doubt there's many homeless people who dress... Or care...
Homeless tranny hookers perhaps. We've got plenty of them in east Dallas. Hah.
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
Hookers need clothes too.
Nobody is homeless in farmville but we love slurry clothes..... and posting texts.
-farmer from farmville
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO WERE DONATED CLOTHES
....cause homeless people are the only people who go to goodwill..?
well then quit being a skank...
Drop it off on a corner full if whores then.
You may get a job as well!!
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!
Weezer's new album is a river of shit.
My boyfriend sexes me good up the ass.
Wow 11:20, I do Brasky and started the pretzel thing. You're very observant.
Brasky uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
Brasky also got his ass wooped by a peurto rican midget so he ain't that tuff
They found $60 in change in his stomach.
Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
Dallas!! Texas represent :)
This is totally from twitter. I know the girl who made the tweet.
Brasky guy is the best thing that happened to this site since pretzel guy... So in a couple days there'll be imitators and the whole thing will turn to shit.
Brasky did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
You know he sheds his skin once a year.
You'd be surprised.
You'd be suprised what you'd wear if u were homeless
He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..