After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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Same shit has happened to me as well! UGH!
priceless for the fact that it was like a fountain. as in, he was laying on his back, pissing in the air. you should've thrown change at him.
4 Hours of foreplay shouldn't happen all the time, but still, 4 hours of foreplay deserves a fucking high five.
He attained greatness. And then lost it by blaming it on sweat.
Four hours?? holy hell.
Holy Shit! That happened to me last week!
i know a guy who hooked up with a girl and while they were asleep he pissed the bed (we know it was him because he has a problem with that when he drinks) he then left a note for her which said "I cant believe you did that" and went to class. The girl washed his sheets before he got home.
1:02 You are an idiot. No one said said if a girl doesn't give it up after 20 minutes she's a cock block. It was 4 hours of foreplay! I would get lockjaw if I had to perform 4 hours of foreplay. Also if you have been drinking all night 4 hours is a long time to go without pissing, just saying.
yea after four hours of foreplay. you got what every cock-tease deserves
4 hours of foreplay is an extensive waste of time...shoulda focused on the good part
in agreeance...any chick that thinks that 4 hours of foreplay is necessary for a random hookup deserves to get pissed on...and the fact she didn't do anything about it til the morning proves shes a moron anyways
hahaha yeah this happened to me. well, not the four hours of foreplay (high-five on that one) but my guy roommate got wasted and passed out in my bed once, and when we woke up his side was covered in pee... So. Gross.
4 hours of foreplay should cancel out the pissing.Gross, but I'm just saying 4 HOURS?!!
4 hours of foreplay = good
Pissing the bed = bad
Denying it instead of owning it = Never talk to him again.
Maybe she's on her period. Whatever the reason, it was a good laugh. and my area code haha.
so if a girl doesn't give it up 20 min after meeting her, shes a prude/cockblock but if she does shes a nasty skank? make up your minds guys
was his name zack? haha
1:34-- "if i wanted an easy score i would play basketball in the special olympics" fucking hilarious
LOL a guy tried to pull the SAME shit with me.. " oh no, i didn't piss myself, its just sweat" ummm yeah right...
i legitamally laughed out loud.
I think I know this guy!!! lol
Well he did this in his sleep, maybe he didn't know he did it? Then he woke up and didn't realize it was piss because he just woke up. Makes sense to me.
Ew.. that's just nasty.
hahaha some dude passed out on my buddies couch at a party we were havin there he was drunk as hell and pissed his pants. he woke up early and dipped out!.. later on when confronted about it he said "Dude my farts smell like pee"
Dude this happens to my boyfriend everytime he drinks to much. Last night I went to go to the bathroom ,came back and he had peed on my side of the bed! F*ing jerk! I had to sleep on the couch.
hahahaha how old is he? still wetting the bed...
1:02 maybe they just assume she knew the guy and been talking/dating for a while. and a girl is a whore if she gives it up in just 20 min. if i wanted an easy score i would play basketball in the special olympics.
You know you loved that golden shower.
This is why I don't have sex with drunk men. It never goes well.
3:30 shut the fuck up dude, this isn't a blog
@10:40 Has anyone else noticed this is a story a 10 y/o makes up and only a 5 y/o believes??
"one time i went to give this fat chick a golden shower and she went "ooh lemonade!" and drank it"
Maybe he was squirting
hahaha, i swear this exact same thing happened to me a few months ago....
I know that guy! He lives down the road from me.
like a fountain!
This is just a win. If you can turn around peeing the bed on the guy, you deserved a high five.
pissing on people is disgusting.
one time i went to give this fat chick a golden shower and she went "ooh lemonade!" and drank it
9:16 has it right, most of y'all are bitchin that she's a tease... dumbasses she's pissed she waited 4 hours for his drunk ass to get hard and instead he passes out... should've just kicked him outta bed and found another guy or got a vibrator :)
that happened to me.
Crazy. I had a guy to the same thing re: trying to pass it off as sweat the next morning (as he told me he was making the bed for me). Makes wonder if it's the same guy...
I would totally date that guy.
now thats fucking hilarious
once me (a girl), 2 of my girl friends, and 1 guy friend all passed out in a king-sized bed. i pissed the bed but blamed it on the guy. he totally bought it too.
ahahah! my friend was soo drunk he peed on his sis's door one night when he was tryin to make it to the bathroom, then passed out in the laundry room for a min, when he woek back up & was walkin back she asked him what the hell that was & he's like "well, looks like someone's tryin to light you on fire" and goes back to bed! woke up in the mornin with no recollection of anything.
@ 8:52 -- Exactly, exactly.
4 hours! Got what you deserved. I'm not sure he didn't do it on purpose.
7:17- good call
peeing on girls is nothing to be ashamed about anyway
That's what that bitch gets for four hours of foreplay. Should have just fucked him and maybe he would have stayed up a little longer.
man, people always find way to blame the ladies. grow some balls.
um maybe she wasn't teasing him, smart one. maybe it was his fault for being so drunk that four hours of foreplay wasn't enough to get his dick hard and she was being a trooper.
Fuck! I know that guy. Hope you had a wee wee pad!
@ 11:48 stop being a whiney bitch and go make me a fucking burger
um i wouldnt let him stick around till morning ?!
I would have shit in her bed
He peed in your bed and you left it and went to sleep?!?! Sick!
Oh it isn't that bad, I passed out on my best friend's pull out sofa and peed all over it, and she didn't kill me, but she was also the reason I drank so much and broke my leg that night as well, KARMA
4 hours is hella long. If you weren't a fuckin river by then, obviously one of you was doin somethin wrong.
Sounnds like Dwayne in ft worth
is this about jim cole?
was his name judd? same area code and everything..its quite possible haha
lmao i woulda punched him in the weiner and peed on his face