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  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:08pm

    yea after four hours of foreplay. you got what every cock-tease deserves

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:48am

    Dude this happens to my boyfriend everytime he drinks to much. Last night I went to go to the bathroom ,came back and he had peed on my side of the bed! F*ing jerk! I had to sleep on the couch.

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:59pm

    Same shit has happened to me as well! UGH!

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:53pm

    4 Hours of foreplay shouldn't happen all the time, but still, 4 hours of foreplay deserves a fucking high five. He attained greatness. And then lost it by blaming it on sweat.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:43pm

    hahaha yeah this happened to me. well, not the four hours of foreplay (high-five on that one) but my guy roommate got wasted and passed out in my bed once, and when we woke up his side was covered in pee... So. Gross.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    i legitamally laughed out loud.

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:17pm

    4 hours of foreplay is an extensive waste of time...shoulda focused on the good part

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:44am

    4 hours of foreplay should cancel out the pissing.Gross, but I'm just saying 4 HOURS?!!

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:49am

    Maybe he was squirting

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16pm

    um maybe she wasn't teasing him, smart one. maybe it was his fault for being so drunk that four hours of foreplay wasn't enough to get his dick hard and she was being a trooper.

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:22pm

    Ew.. that's just nasty.

  • 36 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33am

    priceless for the fact that it was like a fountain. as in, he was laying on his back, pissing in the air. you should've thrown change at him.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:56pm

    was his name zack? haha

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:17pm

    3:30 shut the fuck up dude, this isn't a blog

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:51am

    1:34-- "if i wanted an easy score i would play basketball in the special olympics" fucking hilarious

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:12pm

    Holy Shit! That happened to me last week!

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15am

    hahaha some dude passed out on my buddies couch at a party we were havin there he was drunk as hell and pissed his pants. he woke up early and dipped out!.. later on when confronted about it he said "Dude my farts smell like pee"

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:51am

    Well he did this in his sleep, maybe he didn't know he did it? Then he woke up and didn't realize it was piss because he just woke up. Makes sense to me.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:08am

    um i wouldnt let him stick around till morning ?!

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:05pm

    LOL a guy tried to pull the SAME shit with me.. " oh no, i didn't piss myself, its just sweat" ummm yeah right...

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:46am

    9:16 has it right, most of y'all are bitchin that she's a tease... dumbasses she's pissed she waited 4 hours for his drunk ass to get hard and instead he passes out... should've just kicked him outta bed and found another guy or got a vibrator :)

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:23pm

    Fuck! I know that guy. Hope you had a wee wee pad!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:40pm

    one time i went to give this fat chick a golden shower and she went "ooh lemonade!" and drank it

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39pm

    4 hours of foreplay = good Pissing the bed = bad Denying it instead of owning it = Never talk to him again.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:07pm

    hahahaha how old is he? still wetting the bed...

  • 39 42
    Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:35pm

    @ 11:48 stop being a whiney bitch and go make me a fucking burger

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:34am

    1:02 maybe they just assume she knew the guy and been talking/dating for a while. and a girl is a whore if she gives it up in just 20 min. if i wanted an easy score i would play basketball in the special olympics.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    that happened to me.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by itsajoke on Mar 15, 10 at 3:44am

    Brett Butler

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:17pm

    ahahah! my friend was soo drunk he peed on his sis's door one night when he was tryin to make it to the bathroom, then passed out in the laundry room for a min, when he woek back up & was walkin back she asked him what the hell that was & he's like "well, looks like someone's tryin to light you on fire" and goes back to bed! woke up in the mornin with no recollection of anything.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:57pm

    i know a guy who hooked up with a girl and while they were asleep he pissed the bed (we know it was him because he has a problem with that when he drinks) he then left a note for her which said "I cant believe you did that" and went to class. The girl washed his sheets before he got home.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:58pm

    I think I know this guy!!! lol

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:51pm

    man, people always find way to blame the ladies. grow some balls.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:01pm

    Four hours?? holy hell.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:44pm

    You know you loved that golden shower.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:42am

    1:02 You are an idiot. No one said said if a girl doesn't give it up after 20 minutes she's a cock block. It was 4 hours of foreplay! I would get lockjaw if I had to perform 4 hours of foreplay. Also if you have been drinking all night 4 hours is a long time to go without pissing, just saying.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    Maybe she's on her period. Whatever the reason, it was a good laugh. and my area code haha.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:46pm

    was his name judd? same area code and everything..its quite possible haha

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:00am

    in agreeance...any chick that thinks that 4 hours of foreplay is necessary for a random hookup deserves to get pissed on...and the fact she didn't do anything about it til the morning proves shes a moron anyways

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33am

    PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!! I would totally date that guy.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:18pm

    like a fountain! hah!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:45am

    hahaha, i swear this exact same thing happened to me a few months ago....

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:01pm

    This is why I don't have sex with drunk men. It never goes well.

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:41pm

    @10:40 Has anyone else noticed this is a story a 10 y/o makes up and only a 5 y/o believes?? "one time i went to give this fat chick a golden shower and she went "ooh lemonade!" and drank it"

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    Sounnds like Dwayne in ft worth

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:42pm

    now thats fucking hilarious

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:47pm

    This is just a win. If you can turn around peeing the bed on the guy, you deserved a high five.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:26am

    I would have shit in her bed

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:21am

    I know that guy! He lives down the road from me.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 4, 10 at 1:03am

    Hahahaha!

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:09pm

    Crazy. I had a guy to the same thing re: trying to pass it off as sweat the next morning (as he told me he was making the bed for me). Makes wonder if it's the same guy...

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:03am

    Oh it isn't that bad, I passed out on my best friend's pull out sofa and peed all over it, and she didn't kill me, but she was also the reason I drank so much and broke my leg that night as well, KARMA

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:02am

    so if a girl doesn't give it up 20 min after meeting her, shes a prude/cockblock but if she does shes a nasty skank? make up your minds guys

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:34am

    lmao i woulda punched him in the weiner and peed on his face

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm

    That's what that bitch gets for four hours of foreplay. Should have just fucked him and maybe he would have stayed up a little longer.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:41pm

    is this about jim cole?

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:57pm

    pissing on people is disgusting.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:22pm

    He peed in your bed and you left it and went to sleep?!?! Sick!

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:17am

    7:17- good call peeing on girls is nothing to be ashamed about anyway

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:23pm

    4 hours is hella long. If you weren't a fuckin river by then, obviously one of you was doin somethin wrong.

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    4 hours! Got what you deserved. I'm not sure he didn't do it on purpose.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:31pm

    once me (a girl), 2 of my girl friends, and 1 guy friend all passed out in a king-sized bed. i pissed the bed but blamed it on the guy. he totally bought it too.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:59pm

    @ 8:52 -- Exactly, exactly.