3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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