i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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