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(207): View more from Maine

It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.

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(917): View more from New York City

when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

(917): View more from New York City

Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

(347): View more from New York

he is a god among men.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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