I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy