we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted