I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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did you brush your teeth with it??
Guess someone didn't wake up feeling like P.Diddy =)
Oh the stuff Jack daniels can make you do.
Hahaha dude that sucks!
I'm better friends with a man named Johnny Walker.
Ohhhh new Hampshire...
i <3 NH
Hey, it gives the ugly people a chance to get lucky too!!!
No you didn't.
That's fucking awesome!!!
Haha!! Really, empires rise and fall depending on which texts are real or not.
Fuck you, Paul. Fuck you.
Jacks, my best friend!!!!!
Jack black or Jack green
Happened to the best of us.
Southern comfort is a lady drink.
GhghgbvgffgOk so no cut papers? I took 350 needed368fcg. Gdv
Haha I almost pissed my pants when I read this,
7:41 rock on!
@7:17 for one: what at all in this leads you to believe its fake? Are you the tfln fake text psychic? Nothing in that seems fake. Second: who cares if its fake? Its still funny...do you go to parties and hear someone tell a story and go oh that's fake. Stfu and keep your useless comments to yourself jackass. Nobody cares what you think.
Thank you 7:40! Goddamn people take a text or idea of one way too fucking serious. I'm guessing it's authored by nerds who question the integrity of a movie based on the literary brilliance of the original comic books series. Duh uh Orks.
Sounds like a bad joke.
I <3 7:41
Jack Daniels is the devil
Hahahaha dang. Thattt sucks
It won't be the last time, son.
Jack makes good toothpaste.
7:17 is the stuff
7:41 ... U r my hero
That is all.
Southern comfort is where it's at.
You really need to evaluate your own self when you curse Jack daniels for your own short commings. Nasties need lovin too apparently you are the one they should call. Thanks for jumping on that grenade