I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Guess someone didn't wake up feeling like P.Diddy =)
did you brush your teeth with it??
Oh the stuff Jack daniels can make you do.
Hahaha dude that sucks!
I'm better friends with a man named Johnny Walker.
That's fucking awesome!!!
No you didn't.
Ohhhh new Hampshire...
i <3 NH
Hey, it gives the ugly people a chance to get lucky too!!!
Jacks, my best friend!!!!!
Haha!! Really, empires rise and fall depending on which texts are real or not.
Southern comfort is a lady drink.
Jack black or Jack green
GhghgbvgffgOk so no cut papers? I took 350 needed368fcg. Gdv
Happened to the best of us.
7:41 rock on!
Haha I almost pissed my pants when I read this,
Sounds like a bad joke.
I <3 7:41
@7:17 for one: what at all in this leads you to believe its fake? Are you the tfln fake text psychic? Nothing in that seems fake. Second: who cares if its fake? Its still funny...do you go to parties and hear someone tell a story and go oh that's fake. Stfu and keep your useless comments to yourself jackass. Nobody cares what you think.
Thank you 7:40! Goddamn people take a text or idea of one way too fucking serious. I'm guessing it's authored by nerds who question the integrity of a movie based on the literary brilliance of the original comic books series. Duh uh Orks.
Jack Daniels is the devil
Hahahaha dang. Thattt sucks
Fuck you, Paul. Fuck you.
7:17 is the stuff
It won't be the last time, son.
7:41 ... U r my hero
That is all.
Jack makes good toothpaste.
Southern comfort is where it's at.
You really need to evaluate your own self when you curse Jack daniels for your own short commings. Nasties need lovin too apparently you are the one they should call. Thanks for jumping on that grenade