his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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Dude, Ezekiel 23:20
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Should've busted that one out on him.
hahaha thats so funny. except like.. I hope they did it as a joke, because if they were actual nerdy Catholics then that would be weird..
Welcome to my world
Hope it was about sodomy.
Niceee. Hope you spoke in tongues while you came, op. Seriously hilarous though.
I remember being scandalized by Ezekiel when I would read through the Bible on my own during Mass.
Can you say COCKBLOCK
LMAO 1:25! Sounds like someone needs new roomates.
my ultimate question remains unanswered... why are "good christians" still on this site? really? go waste your time converting 3ed world countries. this site is for sinners and your not gonna convert anyone.
Should've done it in his bed...
Mmmm gotta love Bible Beaters!
i'm a christian and got a good laugh out of this text. it's quite possible that the roommates were quoting something out of leviticus, but all your suggestions were really funny!
Eziekel in context still doesn't keep it from being funny...
Religion doesn't suck. Self-righteousness does. Unitarians don't pretend to have the answers, just the willing spirit. FTW!
Fuckers! Fuckers! Fuckers!
Let me guess, they're not reading that part about "judge not lest ye be judged."
Deuteronomy 22:8, NIV
When you build a new house, make a parapet around your roof so that you may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on your house if someone falls from the roof.
I mean... carry on!
Wow, I wish that happened to be. I'd probably chant them on while I'm plowin' the broad. Really though, who wouldn't want that as a story to tell one day.
yes wrong tactic but he was right u shouldnt have done what u did
Your god, 2:20, is petty and jealous and undeserving of worship if "he" must demand it. Christian morality is an oxymoron. I'm quite happy with my secular humanism instead of your spiritual fascism. Good day.
whilst you took it in the face right........in the face!
If we have no proof if god exists or what god is, it's futile to argue about what religion is right or wrong, or to force people to believe your personal interpretation. Live, let live, and laugh.
Proverbs 21:9 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house."
The Bible knows so much... and yet, so little...
Yeeeaaah New Orleans!
Secular humanism does not work and it actually leads to socialism as its natural end because it assume that man can redeem himself and therefore leads to trying to engineer the perfect society aka socialism.
America is slowly realizing that humanism gets you nowhere and does not explain anything.
Repent you sinners, repent! you are all going to burn in the fiery depths of hell. . . . .. .. . ..
or something like that.
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Thank you for putting eziekel into context 10:30
Christ, yes I said Christ. Get a life and stop stocking people who want to have sex, again again get a life
FTW could mean For The Win, or Fuck The World. You just have to read it in context. Usually it's for the win, but that wasn't always the case.
they're changing the name from GOOGLE to GOOGLY! what do you guys think? I think it's kinda funny and could tots work
Should have just moaned louder!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is classic
what's FTW? also googly? lame
2:47..way to contribute to the convo. lamo.
GOOGLY? I don't believe it, but google has done stranger things!
2:37, you sound like an absolute moron. hurry and get an education while you still can, then maybe you can afford health care before it gets jacked up through the roof
"Fuck off! We'll repent in the morning!"
I love funny bible verses.
you all should post on god's wall more often. even better, check out his top ten list, it's a list to live by
Thats fucking awkward. Sin if you want shiet.
Job 40:15\n\nF*uck, if ye be f*ucked.
I love reading eziekel
maybe they were having a prayer session but the door was locked on both sides, no one had a key?
I would LOVE it if I could have sex while somebody was loudly denouncing my sins. I fucking hate conservative christians.
9:13..so you like non-conservative Christians? They all stand for the same God so what's the difference