Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice