i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?