Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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