just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife