if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".