we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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