Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Pffft pussy i open beers with my eyes
this is adorable!!!
That's quite mcguyverish of you. I'm actually impressed
I love Popsicles in my mouth oh yes I just gave my self an erection I better go jerk off
who ever approves these things can go fall into a moderately deep hole. ya know a deep enough hole to maybe get them stuck in there or break a few bones. but not deep enough to kill them. that would just be mean..