What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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