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  • Bad news: he thought it was a bone.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 5, 14 at 5:09pm
  • And she can already lick herself. What a selfish bitch.

    Submitted by helmetirdge on Aug 5, 14 at 8:50am
  • and they're like, "It's better than yours,"\n"Damn right, bitch better than yours,"\n"I could teach you, hope this thing is charged..."

    Submitted by Silkz on Aug 5, 14 at 11:24am
  • Your vibrator shouldn't have been where my dog could get to it.

    Submitted by Fattness84 on Aug 5, 14 at 6:31pm
  • That's because it smelled like a dead animal, and he wanted to roll in it.

    Submitted by ashannen25 on Aug 5, 14 at 7:11pm