Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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