my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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