She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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