So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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