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  • 86 71
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 6, 12 at 8:38pm

    Then there is the grandparents smell that takes days flush out after they are gone.

  • 88 84
    Submitted by DirtyAussie on Dec 6, 12 at 4:59pm

    False, it would be to exhaustion.. or blue balls should be to masturbating. One is a result of action, the other is an action.

  • 81 82
    Submitted by girlsam27 on Dec 6, 12 at 9:24pm

    Umm...that's not how an analogy works. Way to go, Mom. Lets hope Jr stays in school. #fail

  • 72 77
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 6, 12 at 5:34pm

    oh christ buy grannie a hotel room dont do poor billy like that. poor kids gotta nut

  • 65 76
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 7, 12 at 7:19pm

    Logic fail

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    Submitted by karma13 on Dec 7, 12 at 7:13am

    Not an analogy. Next time try to stop sounding smart and say: your grandparents in your room is pay back for keeping us up all night worrying about you.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by PrivateIdaho on Dec 7, 12 at 3:15am

    Dear mom, "::" is used to denote an analogy. No idea what you were doing. Please avoid difficult punctuation in the future as you clearly can't handle it.

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      Submitted by anakinmcfly on Dec 8, 12 at 9:07am

      The phrasing used is another way to depict an analogy.