Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
BRING THE BAGELS
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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