I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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