she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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