I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
