Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Well 11:29, 11:31 beat me to the slut punch. but yes, you're a slut
11:09 you obviously do not know the goodness of alcohol. it's social lubricant mi amigo
i live in 740 - RiGHT ON!
Hey, guy that's writing everything in caps, chill out.
11:09 obviously drinks appletinis
WTF so if I don't drink I'm not social that's a new oone but I do get a lot of cock and I'm a girl
I'M ASKING CAUSE WHEN IVE BIT MY LOVERS DICK HE NEVER FINISHED
1:08 I didn't mean it sexually but cool.
4:44 Actually I posted this and I am a female.
1:09 I'm a lot more successful than you'll ever dream of being.
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
alcohol goes hand in hand with 740 duh,,,
WTF thc me is betts
And where exactly are you? Loser.
REALLY 1:46? BECAUSE THE REASON WHY I ASKED WAS BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO BITE A GUYS DICK.
I bet you think Hasselhoff is a good role model too. Klassy.
BUT THATS COOL YOUR A WANNABE BITCH.
1:08 - nowhere in the text does it say a female is involved.
HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
OMG ITS SO TRUE! alcohol is one of mans best inventions.
wow. almost 90% of you ruined this post being fuckin dumb sluts. this post is about gettin drunk & lovin life.
11:29 that means ur a slut.
I live in the 740, and this doesen't surprise me at all
My gaping butthole is spasming with pity for you all.
I just caught a raccoon in my trash so I licked it's asshole clean. When it bit me I bit it's penis of and drank the blood. Then I hung it on a cross and set it on fire
this is impressively stupid
First. and bravo sir
OP says she gets everywhere. Meaning she gets around a lot. Meaning she is a slut. Therefore:
OP is a slut.
LOL, nice line.
i couldnt agree more. networking in a bottle
Alcoholism is so fing sexy!