Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Well 11:29, 11:31 beat me to the slut punch. but yes, you're a slut
11:09 you obviously do not know the goodness of alcohol. it's social lubricant mi amigo
WTF so if I don't drink I'm not social that's a new oone but I do get a lot of cock and I'm a girl
i live in 740 - RiGHT ON!
Hey, guy that's writing everything in caps, chill out.
I'M ASKING CAUSE WHEN IVE BIT MY LOVERS DICK HE NEVER FINISHED
11:09 obviously drinks appletinis
4:44 Actually I posted this and I am a female.
1:09 I'm a lot more successful than you'll ever dream of being.
1:08 I didn't mean it sexually but cool.
I bet you think Hasselhoff is a good role model too. Klassy.
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
BUT THATS COOL YOUR A WANNABE BITCH.
1:08 - nowhere in the text does it say a female is involved.
WTF thc me is betts
alcohol goes hand in hand with 740 duh,,,
And where exactly are you? Loser.
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
REALLY 1:46? BECAUSE THE REASON WHY I ASKED WAS BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO BITE A GUYS DICK.
I just caught a raccoon in my trash so I licked it's asshole clean. When it bit me I bit it's penis of and drank the blood. Then I hung it on a cross and set it on fire
this is impressively stupid
HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?
I live in the 740, and this doesen't surprise me at all
OMG ITS SO TRUE! alcohol is one of mans best inventions.
11:29 that means ur a slut.
wow. almost 90% of you ruined this post being fuckin dumb sluts. this post is about gettin drunk & lovin life.
My gaping butthole is spasming with pity for you all.
First. and bravo sir
OP says she gets everywhere. Meaning she gets around a lot. Meaning she is a slut. Therefore:
OP is a slut.
i couldnt agree more. networking in a bottle
LOL, nice line.
Alcoholism is so fing sexy!