Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Well 11:29, 11:31 beat me to the slut punch. but yes, you're a slut
WTF so if I don't drink I'm not social that's a new oone but I do get a lot of cock and I'm a girl
11:09 you obviously do not know the goodness of alcohol. it's social lubricant mi amigo
i live in 740 - RiGHT ON!
Hey, guy that's writing everything in caps, chill out.
I'M ASKING CAUSE WHEN IVE BIT MY LOVERS DICK HE NEVER FINISHED
11:09 obviously drinks appletinis
1:08 - nowhere in the text does it say a female is involved.
4:44 Actually I posted this and I am a female.
1:09 I'm a lot more successful than you'll ever dream of being.
1:08 I didn't mean it sexually but cool.
I bet you think Hasselhoff is a good role model too. Klassy.
this is impressively stupid
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
BUT THATS COOL YOUR A WANNABE BITCH.
WTF thc me is betts
alcohol goes hand in hand with 740 duh,,,
And where exactly are you? Loser.
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
REALLY 1:46? BECAUSE THE REASON WHY I ASKED WAS BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO BITE A GUYS DICK.
I just caught a raccoon in my trash so I licked it's asshole clean. When it bit me I bit it's penis of and drank the blood. Then I hung it on a cross and set it on fire
I live in the 740, and this doesen't surprise me at all
OMG ITS SO TRUE! alcohol is one of mans best inventions.
11:29 that means ur a slut.
wow. almost 90% of you ruined this post being fuckin dumb sluts. this post is about gettin drunk & lovin life.
HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?
My gaping butthole is spasming with pity for you all.
First. and bravo sir
OP says she gets everywhere. Meaning she gets around a lot. Meaning she is a slut. Therefore:
OP is a slut.
i couldnt agree more. networking in a bottle
LOL, nice line.
Alcoholism is so fing sexy!