Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Well 11:29, 11:31 beat me to the slut punch. but yes, you're a slut
i live in 740 - RiGHT ON!
11:09 you obviously do not know the goodness of alcohol. it's social lubricant mi amigo
Hey, guy that's writing everything in caps, chill out.
WTF so if I don't drink I'm not social that's a new oone but I do get a lot of cock and I'm a girl
11:09 obviously drinks appletinis
I'M ASKING CAUSE WHEN IVE BIT MY LOVERS DICK HE NEVER FINISHED
4:44 Actually I posted this and I am a female.
1:09 I'm a lot more successful than you'll ever dream of being.
1:08 I didn't mean it sexually but cool.
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
alcohol goes hand in hand with 740 duh,,,
And where exactly are you? Loser.
WTF thc me is betts
REALLY 1:46? BECAUSE THE REASON WHY I ASKED WAS BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO BITE A GUYS DICK.
1:08 - nowhere in the text does it say a female is involved.
BUT THATS COOL YOUR A WANNABE BITCH.
HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?
I bet you think Hasselhoff is a good role model too. Klassy.
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
OMG ITS SO TRUE! alcohol is one of mans best inventions.
wow. almost 90% of you ruined this post being fuckin dumb sluts. this post is about gettin drunk & lovin life.
I just caught a raccoon in my trash so I licked it's asshole clean. When it bit me I bit it's penis of and drank the blood. Then I hung it on a cross and set it on fire
My gaping butthole is spasming with pity for you all.
I live in the 740, and this doesen't surprise me at all
11:29 that means ur a slut.
this is impressively stupid
First. and bravo sir
LOL, nice line.
i couldnt agree more. networking in a bottle
OP says she gets everywhere. Meaning she gets around a lot. Meaning she is a slut. Therefore:
OP is a slut.
Alcoholism is so fing sexy!