the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Who died my cat blue again?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
