I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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