I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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