Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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you didnt hear that about detroit because their fans were at home watching it on their own t.v.s, because they have jobs and can afford them. Sometimes i wish that all 6,000 of you actual penguins fans would conduct some mass suicide ritual in that old mellon arena. Maybe some poison kool aid or something. Thats pretty cheap for even penguins fans. Hopefully you all at least have running water. If not im sure you can get some by the "big screen" you all had outside the staduim lol
i'm sorry the lions suck
i'm sorry michigan state sucks
i'm sorry the red wings suck
i'm sorry GM sucks
a pittsburgh native and carolina student
red wings are sore losers
oh, and screw hossa.
8:34 can go SUCK IT!!!! don't h8 just cuz youre not the home of eminem aretha franklin AND sanders hot fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penguins are clowns... if i'm not mistaken the tigers beat the pirates last night. and pittsburgh isn't even legit enough to have a basketball team.... 8:34, you're mistaken if you think the penguins are better team than the wings...
yo fuckface the penguins won
you idiots saying the pens suck...they beat your little team so what does that make yours?? GO PENS!
you just made my day
ha funny shit even though they are my two favorite players
THIS TEXT IS MY HERO. i hate their whole team's pedo facial hair
Hey you pussy ass, cake ass, thinkin about food ass, ky jelly packin ass, bitch, you just pissed because your not from the city of champions!!!
hahahha... i love it. GO WINGS!
red wings fan, obvi ......Malkin is MVP ...and a hot ass mofo
1:31 likewise, the Pens almost didn't exist if not for Lemieux! At least we Red Wings fans aren't fair-weather fans!
Everyone in Detroit should just kill themselves now. The Red Wings suck. The Lions have sucked for the last 10 years and will for the next 10 too. The Pistons can't make it out of the first round of the playoffs, if they make it all. The Tigers might be in first place now, but doubt that they will be when it counts. GM and Chysler are broke and owned by the government. The USA should give your worthless state to Canada. Eh?
crosby is a 12 year old with a dirt stache. fuck pens
i absolutely love who ever wrote this. fucking genious !
Also nhl Chose the pens to win. I mean... even with our whole team hurt , after beating the chicago black hawks and after beating the dreaded ducks... we still made it to game 7 and almost won. while sid the squid cant even play in the final game... pussy.
excuse me 4:24, we watch the game outside the arena cuz NO ONE IS FUCKING SHOOTING AT US. wings and all their fans are a bunch of fuckin wankers
crosby girl malkin is not but still very hilarious
how many times had pitts won the stanley cup? yeah so take the cup this year and hoist it in the air bitches. it wont be there for a longg while after this. red wings are still epically awesome
Stanley Cup + Super Bowl = The Burgh
that cup was paraded down the southside tonight. never heard of another team bringing the prize right to the fans.
Pittsburgh beat detroit at everything this year. And Crosy and Malkin are the 2 best players in the NHL. and Hossa is 1 bitch, no cup. twice.
Fuck the haters.. City of champions
I have one thing to say: the wings have one at least FOUR cups since the last pens cup win. we're obviously the better team. one game win doesn't prove anything.
10:38 - And "Sidney" isn't? At least Hossa has a man's facial hair, not the pervert stubble of a 45-year-old woman in menopause.
i dont care who you are, that's funny
that almost makes losing worth it
If you're saying Crosby and Malkin are the 2 best players in the NHL, then Ovechkin is the God of the NHL. Ovechkin outscored Malkin and Crosby by 20 goals each. The Capitals don't have the talent surrounding Ovechkin like the Pens do, and carries them. Ovechkin is much better than Crosby and Malkin, end of story, check the stats.
RED WINGS GOT SHUT DOWN LIKE GM
Go thrive in your economy...oh wait...
GLAD TO SEE THAT MALKIN WON THE CUP.....BUT CROSBY ..........HE JUST NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF AND GET IT OVER WITH. PITTSBURGH (CITY OF CHAMPIONS ) THEY DONT SEEM TO WANT EVERYONE TO REMEMBER THEY STILL HAVE THE PIRATES LOL. GARY BETTMAN AND THE REFS SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE MVP TROPHY FOR THE PLAYOFFS.
That's how you know you're good, when you're getting hate on... so fuck ya PENS!!!!
Red Wings fans booed the f-ing cup presentation. CLASSY
Person who said Ovechkin scored 20 more goals than Crosby:
Clearly, Ovechkin is a goal scorer, while Squidney is a playmaker...
Detroit sucks because they've had bad economic times. Pittsburgh sucks because it's Pittsburgh, and they've always sucked, it's what they do.
redwings are weak, old and cheap. just like their fans. booing the cup says it all. great series last year and this year. this time the better team won. Penguins.
GO CAPS... and to the one whos talking about deep frying the wings... you deep fried a car? that wouldnt turn out too well
don't be hatin cause you're city isn't the bomb
Detroit is going to have to switch to the Peso now. GO PENS! Love Pittsburgh
and i loooove the maxime talbot, 2 goals 1 cup. hahah so funny
Hossa 1 bitch no cups... Priceless.. Go pens!!
2:57: by fans, do you mean the people that didn't go to the games when you couldn't average 10,000 fans a game 4 years ago and your team was in bankruptcy and almost moved before a political move by Governor Rendell to keep the team there?
Oh, those "fans"...
9:37 Scoreboard Pens 2 Dicks 1 in game 7 in that horse shit town for the cup. I like how you picked the one Detroit team that won last night for your rebuttal. I said the Tigers were in first now, but being in first in June is kind of like being the vice president...ain't worth a warm bucket of spit. I'd rather have no NBA team thanan 0 - 16 NFL team anyday.
Yeah. The Red wings blew it. Does that really mean they suck at hockey? No. Yeah I hate the penguins and Crosby and all that shit, but I still give them all the credit they deserve for winning the cup. They deserve it. Ya'll are just gonna go back and forth sounding like a bunch of fuckin idiots making fuckin claims about Detroit and Pittsbutgh and how each town sucks. Just remember...it's a fucking game...but anyways. This was a pretty funny post and I laughed my ass off. Fuck yo couches.
Guins are the best and you fucking losers can't even handle it with some class. Go back your your unemployment check and drink your pathetic hand-out life away.
I gotta ask where all these douchey Pens "fans" were BEFORE they had a pre-pubescent media whore wonderkind for a captain. Until 2007 you guys hadn't even MADE the playoffs for like, what, the previous 4 or 5 years? Yeah man, you're the shit all right *pffptpft!*
PS: Malkin looks like a retard whose face is melting & Crosby has a pube-stache.
Hey 9:37pm - the Pirates won 2 out of 3 from the Tigger's kinkda like the Pens won 4 out of 7 from the Blood Wings' (that when you bang a chick on her period, for those of you from Detriot...the rest of the USA only do it when necessary, but from what I here it's standard procedure in D-bag Town.) Suck my left nut Douche Bag!
loser...LETS GO PENS!!
Hysterical. I wish I came up with it.
Maixime Talbot.....2 Goals, 1 Cup
Parade isnt even until monday, the players just took it to whoever was partying on the southside. Wings are getting old, how long can they really keep going? Pens had 9,000 to 10,000 people outside the arena watching the game on a big screen. Didn't even hear about detroit doing that.
Thanks to Detwat for taking the Biggest Joke off of the Pens in the off season, lol Btw, Crosby and Malkin have more Cups than Hossa right? I mean Hossa said he was going to a winning team. How do you win the first 2 games and loose the cup.
you're just sad that your players cant eat their own shit out of the stanley cup.
LOL. love it, SO true
HAHA that is pretty funny
I am such a pens fan, but that is realllly funny. Really low but funny
But really, wings fans, get over it. Pens won for a reason and to be fair wings played like shit in game 7.
2:48 I hope you're not referring to our "precious star player" as Hossa - he's a great guy, but he's far from being the most-loved guy on the team. I don't see why Pens fans have to be so pissy about him leaving after they win the Cup without him.
2:57 Seriously, give me a break. The last championship parade the Wings put on had a turnout of almost 2 million. And c'mon, every team does something with the cup where fans get to touch/see it up close.
1:31 you are my HERO
this is the greatest thing i've ever read hahahahaha i just died. guess the nhl got what they wanted... cry baby crosby = youngest captain ever to win stanley cup... surprise, surprise.
1:28 according to the scoreboard the clipped wings are the 2nd best team in the NHL. I think Hossa is the one drinking the Crosby and Malkin load. Enjoy, loser.
Awww boo hoo. My Red Wings didn't win.
Awww my shitty city and white trash town didn't get one glimmer of hope in their otherwise horrible existence.
Okay I loves me some Pittsburgh. They earned the win. Detroit is a freaking awesome team no doubt.
4 cups in 12 years and going to gm 7 of the cup finals after winning it the prior year = suck? Your logic is on the same level as a rapist. The Penguins haven't been shit since that girl Sidney and Gary Bettman joined the team.
Ummm it's definitely GO DUCKS!!!!
I loove that everyone hates on this but yet they were the stanley cup champions.
oh pathetic people. go pens! and at least the only cup hossa touched was zetterburgs :)
On loan from Detroit? It's probably the one thing that wasn't owned by the government
STANLEY CUP CHAMPS FUCK YEAH
city of champions
GO PENSSSSS WE BROUGHT LORD STANLEY HOME BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS
Pens are the fucking shit! Don't hate
Woah woah woah 4:24 calm the fuck down. Red Wings suck at hockey, end of story.
detroit = sore losers. the end. the joke is a good one, but could be applied to any stanley cup victory. including last year's. the end.
hmmmm.... because SIDNEY crosby is not a girls first name. you suck. fuck the penguins. and that whiny douche bag crosby.
lmao... best text ever..
the only reason the pens got saved from bankruptcy is the fact that they sucked for so many years and actually were able to pick up crosby. I guess a history of failure is wiped out by one event?
hahahahahaha LOVE IT hahahah
may i note that the 248 area code is not from detroit, but from its wealthy suburbs Bloomfield and Birmingham. so any bashing of detroit's economic problems are stupid.
great series by the pens. Malkin played great. BTW, you can't be a traitor if you played 4 friggin months with a team.
So you guys had Hossa last year and he obviously didn't help you win the cup. You get rid of him and win. Shouldn't you be glad to get rid of him instead of booin him everytime he touched the puck in the series, trashing him all around and calling him a traitor and being the whiney bunch of bitches you are??
Funniest thing ever.
10:43 spelled Pittsburgh wrong, idiot lol :)
Red Wings fans booed the f-ing cup presentation. CLASSY --> And the Pens fans didn't boo last year? Give me a break.
As far as the Pens being the superior team: Game 5.
our rookie scored more goals then your precious star player
so suck it
2:23 One game did prove something this year. Bet it will be a long time before the cup gets back to D-bag town.
Fuck the Pens!
Their lucky the refs were up their asses the whole series.
GO pens....Pittsburgh, PA: City of Champions.
Detroit = WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Chicago and Washington babyy that would be a sweet finals
i love the pens but that made me laugh so hard.
Too bad the government couldn't have intervened when Osgood was a little slow closing the five hole...whoops
I'd be mad too if my team sucked! Crosby is amazing maybe you should stop hating on players who are actually good! Pittsburgh is awesome!!!
I love this quote.....Fuck yeah...Crosby is NOTHING!!!
And I'm quite tired of Pens fans talkin so much shit.....I know i know...won the cup this year....so fucking what???
Ya'll didn't even start playin hockey until '67...and you're going to bash an Original 6 team....who have kicked SO much ass over the years....Not to mention having been in the playoffs 23 of the last 25 seasons....
Spare me.....go ahead and runs your mouths...but when its all said and done....PENS AREN'T SHIT!!!!
Osgood's quote about the Penguins "I don't think about the Penguins"......How did that one work out for ya Chris...
Haha, bitter, party of 1.
this quite literally made my day
Not even gonna lie, I giggled at that, even though I do like the Pens.
I don't no if anyone knows this but the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley cup this year
Hoss is a traitor because he left the team after we traded away some of our good players to make room for him.
12:25 the pens did it last year when we won... i thought that we were a lot nicer then you.
everyone is really still chanting go wings? does anyone realize they lost
It's not that Pittsburgh isn't legit enough for the NBA, it's that we dont's care and frankly, don't want an NBA team.
Hey Hossa ain't karma a bitch.
Loser...City of Champions baby!!
LOL at 8:34!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. GO WINGS
ohhhh dudeee. even as a pens fan i gotta give it to you, niceeeeee.
I can see the poster right now with Osgood's picture and underneath it reads: MEDIOCRE because sometimes your good...kind of
someone call the waaaaaaaaaahmbulence
those assholes can't even grow a decent playoff beard.
I'm from california and i support the Penguins (and Sharks). Fuck the red wings!!!
PS the penguins are an overall hotter team anyway. you lose detroit.
the only reason the pens are good is because theyve sucked massive COCK for the last 5 years and got great draft picks. anyone team can shit it up to get good players. i am not impressed.
They should rename Detroit to Obamaville since the government now owns that POS city.
this isnt funny casue youre a fucking jealous pussydouche, hossa is more of a girl, his first naem is a GIRLS NAME
crosby is a crybaby. whine whine whine. i didn't care for either team in the final, but fuck crosby.
12:17...yes, I realize that. However, I'm choosing to ignore it!
8:49 - Let's hope the cup never gets to Detroit or the government might want it as collateral. The cup would probably be the most valuable thing in that horse shit town.
hahahhahaah thats hilarious!
you're just jealous. too bad we deep fried the wings and ate your asses
the tigers didn't beat the buccos tonight! ha ha detroit
you can't spell assho without hossa
i love the pens, but that was hilarious.
Well, he's right...the poster boys just had to win no matter what. You know, for the marketing.
Uhhh you might have taken Lord Stanley this time...but remember it's only on loan from Detroit!
GO RED WINGS!!!!!
where was ovechkin in game 7 against the pens? exactly. GO PENS!!!!!
Hahahahaha. I love this hillarius. Plz any 2 teams but the redwings and pens this year!! Go sharks!!!!!
WOW--WATCH THE PRESENTATION WHEN THE WINGS WON LAST YEAR---THE PENS FANS DID IN FACT BOO THE WINGS...GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT IDIOTS.
AND PS--CROSBY IS A LITTLE BITCH FOR NOT GIVING LINDSTROM THE RESPECT TO SHAKE IS HAND--REAL "CLASSY"
dude that was clever, but dont be a sore fuckin looser. your wings got clipped
Hahah bitter assholes, pens kicked ass in every way, the team who wanted it and deserved it more got it, deal with it! Go Pens!
I'm a Pens fan and I fucking hate Bettman for trying to make Crosby the face of the NHL. Now I have to deal with a bunch of idiots criticizing everything he does just because he's not on their team. If it wasn't for Bettman maybe people could stop attributing everything he does to some retarded conspiracy theory about the league wanting him to look good and just realize that he's actually just a really good player. Funny text though, I can say that much. Go Pens.
11:39 Your town has 1/3rd the sports tradition that we have. Don't worry, my Super Bowl Champion Steelers play your weak division next year.. I wonder who's gunna win when we play the lions... losers
Priceless. Man the Ovechkin v. Crosby debate aint even over because Crosby was a giant no-show.
i cannot believe this many people give a shit about hockey
Everyone boos the Stanley Cup presentation, why? Because of Gary Douchebag. Mr. Facial Ticks. Stuttering Gary. When the Ducks won at home, they booed. When Tampa won in Tampa, they booed. Obviously we have some bandwagon fans on this site. If you are gonna cheer for a team when they are winning and being boisterous and arrogant about you better be cheering for them when they suck too. If not, then you are useless and if the franchise leaves it's your own fault.
LMFAO! The Redwings are STILL the best team in the NHL,
Cindy and Malkin can both nut into the cup at the same time and toast their "win"
1:02 they were boo-ing Buttman, not the Pens.
regardless of favorite teams, this is still kinda clever and funny.
Hossa enjoy your shit sandwich
Pittsburgh is the city of champions
Lmao great stuff. Crosby the little bitch and Malkin his hack BFFEEEE
HOCKEY-TOWN FUCK YEAH!
WHERE WERE ALL THESE "PENS FANS" A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN THEY SUCKED DICK HMMM.. NOW THAT THEY WON YOUR SUCKING THEIRS .... ANYWAY THAT WAS MADD FUNNY AND ONE LAST THING GO FLYERS !!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Detetroit fans are the worse, most spoiled cry babies ever. have fun with our sloppy seconds ( Hossa )
What sore losers. Go pens
Enjoy your third cup Pittsburgh. We'll settle with 4 in 12 years (if you must include this year).
That ringing you hear right now is either the echo of kronwalls shot hitting the post within the final minutes of game seven or your creditors calling your trailor in 8 mile LETS GO PENS
Wow, guys. Try watching the freaking hockey game and realizing that the Pens played the better game. Stop being such poor losers and give them the credit they deserve. No, I'm not a Pens fan, I'm a bruins fan, but you guys are sad.
In my mind the wings won, In their mind they own the world.
They probably blow each other in the locker room !!
GO SHARKS!!! GO SHARKS!!!!!!
FUCK THE PENS!
pens suck! flyers rule! and they aren't girls they are little son of a bitches(:
clearly the person who posted this knows NOTHING about hockey...go pens!
Princess Crosby is a crybaby. Malkin is cool because his dad is adorably exuberant.
And as for all the good team, bad team shit, the only thing I have to say is...Go THRASHERS!!!