I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Highasballs - who the fuck would willingly bit into a grapefruit?
Honey badger don't give a Fuck bout no grapefruit.
millions of people that eat grapefruit all the time
Sounds like someone only made it through the first bite and then became so enraged that it was not a grapefruit they then chucked the non grapefruit at the poor dudes neck. Then became drunk and repeated the process several more times. And I thought I was highasballs
Sounds like you hangout with Mexicans