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  • Stop rubbing cocaine on ur clit then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:37am
  • Do you want a damn cookie or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:26am
  • back to the original post.... i'd be doing a jig if the guy was ready for round two too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:42pm
  • condoms ARE for pussies @July 28, 2009 10:21AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:51pm
  • God hates Condoms!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Who doesn't go at again after they bust their first nutt?? I always thought it was pretty standard to go at it multiple times in a single night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:21am
  • People have been fuckin' without condoms for thousands of years why disrespect your ancestors like that?? It worked out for them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:28am
  • people who dont enjoy STDs or unexpected pregnancy need "safe sex", 10:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:18am
  • ya, condoms blow! Get tested & keep her on the pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:18am
  • I'd rather have nerds slinging it around than emos crawling in their skins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:16am
  • 10:28 I need to save all my money for your mom. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:30am
  • 10:24 Dude those are Beer breaks!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:27am
  • six hours definitly seems like too much... i wouldn't be up for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:59am
  • If STD's are presents, then I must be Santa Claus!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:33am
  • Urban dictionary it dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:54am
  • 10:44 I'll sell you some blow to rub on ur clit...but then I'm gonna fuck you hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:51am
  • STDs are just sex presents, if they weren't called DISEASES people wouldn't have so much of a problem with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:32am
  • 10:28 is my bf and yes it was 6 hours and 4 rounds of Incredible Fucking!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:24am
  • 2 condoms produces greater friction, making it more likely for them to break. NOT a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:07am
  • 10:12 Is it really that much better without it or you're just being cheap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:28am
  • FTW is Fuck the World or in nerd-talk, For The Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:40pm
  • ahhh emos, the saviors of the disposable razor industry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:19am
  • this is 1:59 again......for the record, i'm not saying we don't do it without condoms but when we do he always pulls out.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:00pm
  • 11:24 - ditch the zero and get with the hero. if finish in 60 seconds flat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:57am
  • or maybe they enjoy blowing them up and making condom animals out of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:12am
  • 1023 if you're doing it right they shouldnt be sore until the next morning, thats how you know you did a good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:27am
  • i did a mental jig when i found out my guy bought a new box of condoms, 3 times the quantity of the last box. sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:11am
  • wow, 2:30. pretending to be me, the original 1:59. imitation is the highest form of flattery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:35pm
  • @10:46: For you it means Fucking Tiny Wang. The rest of us use it as the acronym of For The Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:59am
  • as well you should have!!! ah, good times, good times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • 10:08 i concur--its def a "whoo hoo he's goin again!" mental irish jig. any guy who wears 2 condoms at the same time is a fucking moron and so is the girl he's about to throw it to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:09am
  • i wish i had cocaine to put up my nose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:45am
  • if you don't think its better without a condom you've obviously never experienced it (from a guys pov i donno about girls) but if shes on birth control nothing is better than a nice creampie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 10:21 - Can I give you my number? LOL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:01pm
  • the OP obviously has low standards. banging a jump-off at least twice/three times is just par for the course

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:48pm
  • What does FTW mean??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:46am
  • oh, then definitelyyyy a good night. my bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • Fuck condoms, who needs "safe sex"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:12am
  • y'all are dumb shits. condoms are totally wonderful and EVERYONE should use them. not using them is stupid better safe than sorry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 10:28 #4 ...Ummm, have you never even tried it without a condom? For all of you that haven't tried it, I suggest getting into a relationship with someone you trust, so you can at least occasionally do it without one. It's 100% different and 1000% better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Or your a dirty hooker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:36am
  • liar liar pants on fire!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 1:31: from a girl's point of view, it IS a lot better. but you can't always rely on birth control. even when it's taken 100% correctly. me and my boyfriend still like to use condoms for back-up. all i'm sayin is i hope you're ready for a kid if it should happen.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:59pm
  • So a man is measured by the amount of times he can consecutively fuck? I thought the vagina could only take so much before that shit gets sore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:23am
  • Quit being so fucking emo and join the goddamn party bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:21am
  • lol ya 10:23, the vagina gets absolutely no pleasure out of it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:28am
  • 1023, you'd be surprised. Had a 6 hour marathon last week. We collapsed from exhaustion, not inability. Woke her up two hours later to go right back at it for a quickie before she bad to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:28am
  • condoms are for pussies pull out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:21am
  • 10:07, i'm pretty sure she's talking about a new round of sex. and yes, always a mental irish jig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:08am
  • 10:50 I can't fail if I have no clue what it means!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:52am
  • There are short recovery breaks in between dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:24am
  • or Fuck the World, its original meaning until fucking nerds got ahold of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:04am
  • It's not that much better. And pulling out sucks. If you trust em, go for it. Otherwise condoms are a good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 12;01: and she will not want to do it the 1st time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Enjoy the 2 and 3 rounds while you can. Once you two mess around for a few months he will not want to do it 2 or 3 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 6 hours is just too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:52am
  • I wish i had cocaine to rub on my clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:44am
  • real men rinse just out the first one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:47pm
  • in the words of jeremiah trotter "rip off the condom, give it to them rawdog" you cant argue with that logic? i dare you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:12am
  • 10:28 has been dying to brag to somebody, anybody, about his lousy lay. so he posts it anonymously on tfln. atta guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:42am
  • 10:59 You weren't saying that to me last night!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:03am
  • 10:54 Yes cuz that would be my first thought!! Thanks for the clarifaction there killa, I enjoy getting my info from a fake dictionary, Public schooling at it's best!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:58am
  • I enjoy my hope and pray routine personally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:21am
  • My clit stops working after excessive amounts of sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:35am
  • 10:10 or maybe they eat condoms and now they each get one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:11am