Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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11:16: Did it hurt when you got slapped in the face with irony?
Ew tuna? Why can't you just not involve food? Well atleast not fish
honey, I think there is some Tuna fish still up there from last week, Its really beginning to smell
holy hell..I'm going to go shove a lit candle up my ass now
That's a horrible infection waiting to happen, ewwwww.
You stay classy San Diego
Chocolate vagina is the greatest thing ever
2:39 - I am proud to be an American...I mean United Statesian.
first off who cares wherever vodka originated from or its meanings - its a great gift from god
second- i can understand maybe a milkyway for kicks - but tuna seems somewhat ironic and disgusting, and grapes, well that just seems really fucking wierd.
My man wanted a tuna fish sandwich so I got creative and put the tuna in my vag for him to eat. Mmmmm.
Thanks for the candybar idea
12:10 why did they name it 'water'? i imagine it had something to do with a bad water supply so they drank vodka because it was healthier. just curious.
i ate a lollipop out of a strippers glory hole
i second that 1:25
drink it upppp
12:14 are you that retarded? It's called different languages dumbass.
wait, you put a milky way in up there and then your bf ate it? that's gross and way to ruin the best candy bar
Grape girl is a inbred
i dont know whats grosser....milky ways or her dirty snatch
1:10... 'America' is a continent... Canada is part of that continent as is the United States of America (that's why it's 'of'). And furthermore, cheque is British by origin. Dumbass.
Nope im just passionate about alcohol and dont want some dumbass spouting off "facts" about it that are not true
im glad im not the only person that thought of pineapple express when i read this
what a waste of a good candy bar.
Then you ate a box of Nerds out of her butt hole.
Vodka actually derives from the russian word for water and does not literally mean the the water of life it does have very weak ties to the latin aqua vitea which was an alcoholic beverage that was called the water of life but vodka itself does not mean water of life
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July 17, 2009 11:12AM-that's disgusting...I hope he puked on your face...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has fantasies like this.
you should put an ice cube in your vagina instead, clean and the difference in temperature gives you a really strange but nice sensation! might clean out some of that tuna too!
"Justin, I just want to tell you, I just put on the best shirt ever, it had a little hole right where my nipple is and the hole was just big enough for my nipple to fit through it and my nipple just hung out of it." (ijustwanttotellyou.c0m)
Vodka is a drink that originated in blah blah blah who the fuck cares...and theres no reason to ruin a perfectly good candy bar...
sorry, gonna get on a soapbox for a second - People who are saying you'll get infections from putting tuna and candy in your twat really make me laugh. First, it's called washing up after the fun. Hygiene. Yay. Second, you let people put their filthy-ass, germ-riddled tongues and fingers in your snatch and you don't say a damn thing about "infections." Wtf. Have fun in Ironic Oxymoron Land while the rest of us are having good, adventurous clean fun.
I'm so glad others think grape girl is weird.
I was beginning to think everyone on this site was a grade 10 dropout who sat around waiting for the welfare cheques and thinking up ridiculously lewd sexual acts.
ok professor simmer down. by the sounds of things i assume most of ur texts from last night include offers for cheap ringtones and $2-per-text sex texts from some dirty site u saw on at 3am on friday night when u were on this site alone trying to sound smart.
12:56 umm not a lit candle but blow the candle out and let the wax build up cool for a few then drip that ove the ass crack and cheeks where it sensitive, its fcking amazing at least to me.. and fruit of all sorts yes with whip cream no candy bars yet anyways
Boo! Too intellectual for this
You guys have never heard about the girl who missed some of the leftover whipped cream in her vag and got maggots up there? I have like two friends who swear they know girls that that happened to. Pretty sure they're lying, but still.
12:02 you must not know how to wash properly. And before you get even more retarded, maybe talk to people who've done food-play and ask them how many times they've had infections. Stop assuming everyone's stupid about their bodies/not clean. Dick.
11:12, the intelligence in your admittedly valid point is effectively counter-acted by the utter lack of punctuation and capitalization.
You must just be borning. He likes to do things like that and I'm a good girlfriend. I like to please.
Wow. I'm glad I'm not a rug muncher, though I live in san diego. Makes you wonder "is that pus, nougat or perhaps a little custard from last week's lunch?"
858, daaaaas me. hell yeah san diego.
and call me weird, which you will, but the milky way in pussy thing sounds HOT. haha and imma chick. so huh.
omg so this text is about milky ways in vag's but your all still bitching at each other about whether or not poland or russia made vodka first.....
Vodka didn't originate in Russia, but in Poland (look it up.) Woda (w basically is v in polish) is the word for water and eventually ended up turning from Wodka to Vodka for the rest of the world.
Actually, 'America' is NOT a continent...but NORTH AMERICA is, you fucking dumbass.
Water of life, water, who gives a fuck. Let's just all get drunk together and not argue.
You're thinking of whiskey.
What is it with cunts and candy bars today
11:23 That is fucking disgusting. You should definately kill yourself..
Why give a fuck about what anyone else does, mind your own business, if you like food in your vagina then I don't care because it's not in my vagina. If you don't like food in your vagina I don't care either because IT'S NOT MY VAGINA! Chill the fuck out about all this shit, why does it matter if someone else is doing something? It doesnt affect you at all, you all sound close-minded. STFU.
go fuck yourself san diego
12:12 maybe, but on the other hand 11:16 might be one of those people who believes something just because it's all frilled-out in intellectual jargon.
im with ya tuna girl. me and my guy stuff as many grapes as we can into eachothers asshole and then push them out into eachothers mouth. should try !
Vodka literally means "Water of life," so if they drink that in heaven, they're gonna get sent back to earth. So I don't think so!
I just don't see the need for candy bars and pussy to ever cross paths.
Eww. Tuna, really? You know msot fish that you get today is contaiminated with mercury and all kinds of junk so putting it up there is probably not a great idea. Or eating it.
But that's just gross.
Um... actually America IS a continent. I have no idea why you'd think there are three americas, when in the rest of the world last time I checked there were only five continents.
11:16 said that vodka got its name from Russia, not that vodka originated there 12:10.
good job, cunt.
fingers and tongues carry germs, and they get left behind. but soooomehow people don't get infections, gee, and neither do they from food or whatever. hell if the 11:23 person can do what she does and not die, everyone needs to just be cool.
It makes me really really happy that the first poster actually put that much thought into it.
I wonder if they believe that.
Heaven = fiction.
5:22 i'm with you! and have done similar things. you know what the best thing about frosting on skin is? you have to lick HARDER.
11:16, that was beautiful
If the sea was vodka and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up.
But the sea isn't vodka and I'm not a duck,
so pass me my drink and shut the fuck up!
Bahahah! Someone said there's only five continents! Lmfao
2:39 Bugger off fuckstain
look who learned to use the g o o g l e on the internte machine
yo canadian, in America they are just called CHECKS
VERY NICE 1:25. Have a drink on me.
stay classy san diego
Thing is, I don't leave bits of finger and tongue behind after I'm done. Even with washing, chances of missing a bit of tuna or a smear of chocolate in one of the many folds are high. Enjoy your cunt rot.
Milky ways sounds an awful lot like a creampie, gross
I'm trying to figur out the OXYMORON 12:01 is talking about
Clean Vagina? Filthy Twat?
I'm just not seeing two words that mean the exact opposite, yet are put together to describe something
I hope to god the grape person was a troll. I thought it was kinda sarcastic, but people are taking it seriously...
5:45am is win. I don't know why. But I'm sure of it.
Vaginas are diabetic, so putting anything containing sugar in it is a bad idea. Other than that, I don't see the problem in putting whatever you want in your own vagina.
there are 7 continents dumbass!
PINAPPLE EXPRESSSS!!!!! man i love that movie.
Mmmmmmm Nueget and pussy
Vodka is a drink which originated in Eastern Europe, the name stemming from the Russian word 'voda' meaning water or, as the Poles would say 'woda'. So both are correct.
11:19: You're right. Because it's currently 3 am and I'm on this site. Or wait, it's 11:30 and I'm bored at work.
And I manage to be a great girlfriend and keep my man pleased without resorting to tuna.
Enjoy the infections girls!
I spit up alittle from laughter while reading this
REPEAT\nThis was posted in like the first year of TFLN