I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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