omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I want to make a zoo with you.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
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