We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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if guys are allowed to do it, so are we.
My bf woke me with a fart during our 'romantic' anniversary trip to Paris, so I woke him . He didn't appreciate it but it had to be done.
My girlfriend farted directly up my nose once. Its not bad, you guys should try it before you knock it.
I'm with 4:49 on this one!
Also, 4:31 made me laugh... but you're a huge douche if you mean it :X
oh plz 12:43. you know you fart. its a part of life. so quit tryin to pretend your sh..it don't stink. next thing ya know you're gonna be sayin your poo smells like roses and daiseys. ppl fart... including you. get over it.
Sorry, fellas. Don't put your hand on a BUTT if you're not willing to deal with the consequences. IT IS A BUTT.
7:14 the guy with his hands over her butt cares.
I'm sick of holding it in! My bf walks around all day farting. Man, I cant wait until the one day I let one rip in front of him. I've been holding them in for 5 years.
4:12, see now that is a good relationship. I know she's an ex but, that's the way to be.
to 3:54 - if you're asleep, there's no stopping it. i've been asleep and woke myself up by farting.
worst. what the fuck can you even say? SORRY? ugh. i now limit my diet to non-gas producing foods every time i'm going to have a dude over.
12:43 you are a man trying to further lies
this sounds like it was rejected from FML. for a good reason since it sounds like it was written by a 13 year old.
This is when I kick you out, or get up an leave!
thats what he gets for coppin a feel when you are out. creeper.
9:58 u r one sick puppy.
honestly if i were that guy i would've laughed. it's not unattractive; it's natural. people need to have a better sense of humor about these things
NO!!!! GIRLS DONT FART OR SHIT!!!! STOP RUINING MY DREAM WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS HAPPY AND NOT MILDLY DISTURBING!!!
If I was the guy and your fart on my hand woke me up, I would wait until you fell asleep, then jizz in your face or hair and leave.
im a girl and i dont fart.
sounds like she has a butthole alarm system
I tried being sweet once to my ex... patted her butt and she did the same thing... nothing but juvenile laughter for the next hour... we were 23.
oh plz ppl its just a fart. its not the end of the world lol my hubby and i had been together for 2months b4 we started farting in front of each other. we've been together for 7yrs. married for 6yrs. gas happens lol laugh and get over it
dont make fun. its a natural, involuntary human reaction
doesnt sound like either of you were actually sleeping...
self defense mechanism?
That should be on FML. Lol
Bah. That's part of the fun of spooning on a cold night.
3:59 never thought of that.... though that must have been one intense BM for it to wake you up lol
I am a female and I once woke my husband and I up with a loud ass fart. We laughed hysterically.
Both my girlfriend and my ex-wife did this to me. I just ignore it nowadays because they'd fall asleep first. It's most difficult when you're spooning and that blast of warm air hits your pelvis and I fluff the covers to dissipate matters.
Holding it in is bad for you, let it out and move on. Who the fuck cares.
try sharting next time
You know, some (not a lot) but there are guys out there known to get turned on when a girl farts. And not all of them are creepers either like you'd expect. My ex-bf who was fucking sexy as hell (my friend says he looks like a cross between Heath Ledger and Robert Pattinson) practically creamed his jeans whenever I let one go around him hehe. I always sort of used that to my advantage when I wanted something ;)
11:43 not in people hands after sex. that's just nasty.
I hope she did it in an attempt to make him get his hand off, that'd be fucking funny.
That's most unfortunate.
4:31 - I absolutely agree.
2:27PM not in my hand, please
involuntary? you can hold them you know.... its not hard.
i dont care wat any of u say, that happening with me being the guy would have made me hot
I'm not saying that hitting a woman is ok, and it isn't, but I'll understand if someone smacks u a couple of times cause of that.
fart intentionally? if not, you'll be lucky if he kisses you again.
holy fuck what is wrong with you peopleee!! it's a fart not the huge meteor that crashes and ends life on earth.. not that big a deal we ALL fart, everyday..
@3:58 and 3:59: WIN!
Ok, I get that it's a normal bodily function, but seriously, I'd still prefer if we left all the flatulence to times when we're not around each other, like work. This is the biggest downside to an entire weekend together 24/7...especially if you know they can still hear you if you go to the bathroom!