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  • if guys are allowed to do it, so are we.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:27pm
  • My bf woke me with a fart during our 'romantic' anniversary trip to Paris, so I woke him . He didn't appreciate it but it had to be done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:01pm
  • oh plz 12:43. you know you fart. its a part of life. so quit tryin to pretend your sh..it don't stink. next thing ya know you're gonna be sayin your poo smells like roses and daiseys. ppl fart... including you. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57am
  • I'm with 4:49 on this one! Also, 4:31 made me laugh... but you're a huge douche if you mean it :X

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Hahaha!

    Submitted by maynard on May 9, 10 at 2:41pm
  • My girlfriend farted directly up my nose once. Its not bad, you guys should try it before you knock it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Sorry, fellas. Don't put your hand on a BUTT if you're not willing to deal with the consequences. IT IS A BUTT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I'm sick of holding it in! My bf walks around all day farting. Man, I cant wait until the one day I let one rip in front of him. I've been holding them in for 5 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 7:14 the guy with his hands over her butt cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 4:12, see now that is a good relationship. I know she's an ex but, that's the way to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:14am
  • worst. what the fuck can you even say? SORRY? ugh. i now limit my diet to non-gas producing foods every time i'm going to have a dude over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm
  • biiiiitch

    Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 22, 10 at 6:40pm
  • to 3:54 - if you're asleep, there's no stopping it. i've been asleep and woke myself up by farting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • NO!!!! GIRLS DONT FART OR SHIT!!!! STOP RUINING MY DREAM WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS HAPPY AND NOT MILDLY DISTURBING!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:23am
  • 9:12 YES 12:43 you are a man trying to further lies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:37am
  • sounds like she has a butthole alarm system

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:58pm
  • This is when I kick you out, or get up an leave!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:50pm
  • If I was the guy and your fart on my hand woke me up, I would wait until you fell asleep, then jizz in your face or hair and leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • thats what he gets for coppin a feel when you are out. creeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:49pm
  • honestly if i were that guy i would've laughed. it's not unattractive; it's natural. people need to have a better sense of humor about these things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:09pm
  • this sounds like it was rejected from FML. for a good reason since it sounds like it was written by a 13 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:00pm
  • dont make fun. its a natural, involuntary human reaction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 9:58 u r one sick puppy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:33pm
  • oh plz ppl its just a fart. its not the end of the world lol my hubby and i had been together for 2months b4 we started farting in front of each other. we've been together for 7yrs. married for 6yrs. gas happens lol laugh and get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:18pm
  • im a girl and i dont fart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:43am
  • Bah. That's part of the fun of spooning on a cold night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I tried being sweet once to my ex... patted her butt and she did the same thing... nothing but juvenile laughter for the next hour... we were 23.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:12am
  • I am a female and I once woke my husband and I up with a loud ass fart. We laughed hysterically.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:43am
  • That should be on FML. Lol

    Submitted by pimp94 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:09pm
  • 3:59 never thought of that.... though that must have been one intense BM for it to wake you up lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:03pm
  • self defense mechanism?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:16am
  • doesnt sound like either of you were actually sleeping...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 11:43 not in people hands after sex. that's just nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:48pm
  • You know, some (not a lot) but there are guys out there known to get turned on when a girl farts. And not all of them are creepers either like you'd expect. My ex-bf who was fucking sexy as hell (my friend says he looks like a cross between Heath Ledger and Robert Pattinson) practically creamed his jeans whenever I let one go around him hehe. I always sort of used that to my advantage when I wanted something ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:38am
  • Holding it in is bad for you, let it out and move on. Who the fuck cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Both my girlfriend and my ex-wife did this to me. I just ignore it nowadays because they'd fall asleep first. It's most difficult when you're spooning and that blast of warm air hits your pelvis and I fluff the covers to dissipate matters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:27pm
  • try sharting next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I hope she did it in an attempt to make him get his hand off, that'd be fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:12pm
  • 4:31 - I absolutely agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:17pm
  • That's most unfortunate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:19pm
  • involuntary? you can hold them you know.... its not hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:54pm
  • i dont care wat any of u say, that happening with me being the guy would have made me hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:37pm
  • holy fuck what is wrong with you peopleee!! it's a fart not the huge meteor that crashes and ends life on earth.. not that big a deal we ALL fart, everyday..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 2:27PM not in my hand, please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:30am
  • fart intentionally? if not, you'll be lucky if he kisses you again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I'm not saying that hitting a woman is ok, and it isn't, but I'll understand if someone smacks u a couple of times cause of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • @3:58 and 3:59: WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Ok, I get that it's a normal bodily function, but seriously, I'd still prefer if we left all the flatulence to times when we're not around each other, like work. This is the biggest downside to an entire weekend together 24/7...especially if you know they can still hear you if you go to the bathroom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:16pm