We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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if guys are allowed to do it, so are we.
My bf woke me with a fart during our 'romantic' anniversary trip to Paris, so I woke him . He didn't appreciate it but it had to be done.
I'm with 4:49 on this one!
Also, 4:31 made me laugh... but you're a huge douche if you mean it :X
My girlfriend farted directly up my nose once. Its not bad, you guys should try it before you knock it.
oh plz 12:43. you know you fart. its a part of life. so quit tryin to pretend your sh..it don't stink. next thing ya know you're gonna be sayin your poo smells like roses and daiseys. ppl fart... including you. get over it.
Sorry, fellas. Don't put your hand on a BUTT if you're not willing to deal with the consequences. IT IS A BUTT.
I'm sick of holding it in! My bf walks around all day farting. Man, I cant wait until the one day I let one rip in front of him. I've been holding them in for 5 years.
7:14 the guy with his hands over her butt cares.
4:12, see now that is a good relationship. I know she's an ex but, that's the way to be.
worst. what the fuck can you even say? SORRY? ugh. i now limit my diet to non-gas producing foods every time i'm going to have a dude over.
to 3:54 - if you're asleep, there's no stopping it. i've been asleep and woke myself up by farting.
12:43 you are a man trying to further lies
NO!!!! GIRLS DONT FART OR SHIT!!!! STOP RUINING MY DREAM WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS HAPPY AND NOT MILDLY DISTURBING!!!
This is when I kick you out, or get up an leave!
sounds like she has a butthole alarm system
thats what he gets for coppin a feel when you are out. creeper.
honestly if i were that guy i would've laughed. it's not unattractive; it's natural. people need to have a better sense of humor about these things
9:58 u r one sick puppy.
oh plz ppl its just a fart. its not the end of the world lol my hubby and i had been together for 2months b4 we started farting in front of each other. we've been together for 7yrs. married for 6yrs. gas happens lol laugh and get over it
If I was the guy and your fart on my hand woke me up, I would wait until you fell asleep, then jizz in your face or hair and leave.
this sounds like it was rejected from FML. for a good reason since it sounds like it was written by a 13 year old.
dont make fun. its a natural, involuntary human reaction
im a girl and i dont fart.
3:59 never thought of that.... though that must have been one intense BM for it to wake you up lol
Bah. That's part of the fun of spooning on a cold night.
I tried being sweet once to my ex... patted her butt and she did the same thing... nothing but juvenile laughter for the next hour... we were 23.
That should be on FML. Lol
I am a female and I once woke my husband and I up with a loud ass fart. We laughed hysterically.
doesnt sound like either of you were actually sleeping...
self defense mechanism?
11:43 not in people hands after sex. that's just nasty.
Both my girlfriend and my ex-wife did this to me. I just ignore it nowadays because they'd fall asleep first. It's most difficult when you're spooning and that blast of warm air hits your pelvis and I fluff the covers to dissipate matters.
You know, some (not a lot) but there are guys out there known to get turned on when a girl farts. And not all of them are creepers either like you'd expect. My ex-bf who was fucking sexy as hell (my friend says he looks like a cross between Heath Ledger and Robert Pattinson) practically creamed his jeans whenever I let one go around him hehe. I always sort of used that to my advantage when I wanted something ;)
Holding it in is bad for you, let it out and move on. Who the fuck cares.
try sharting next time
I hope she did it in an attempt to make him get his hand off, that'd be fucking funny.
4:31 - I absolutely agree.
That's most unfortunate.
involuntary? you can hold them you know.... its not hard.
i dont care wat any of u say, that happening with me being the guy would have made me hot
I'm not saying that hitting a woman is ok, and it isn't, but I'll understand if someone smacks u a couple of times cause of that.
holy fuck what is wrong with you peopleee!! it's a fart not the huge meteor that crashes and ends life on earth.. not that big a deal we ALL fart, everyday..
2:27PM not in my hand, please
fart intentionally? if not, you'll be lucky if he kisses you again.
@3:58 and 3:59: WIN!
Ok, I get that it's a normal bodily function, but seriously, I'd still prefer if we left all the flatulence to times when we're not around each other, like work. This is the biggest downside to an entire weekend together 24/7...especially if you know they can still hear you if you go to the bathroom!