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  • 96 41
    Submitted by bass80hz on May 6, 13 at 1:56pm

    Star whores with princess lay her.

  • 75 43
    Submitted by olderthanyou on May 6, 13 at 1:58pm

    Is that just painting a target on their face for the money shot??

  • 67 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 6, 13 at 9:42pm

    "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration" was a real ST porn parody....

  • 61 35
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on May 6, 13 at 9:00pm

    Let me know if you need someone to run out and buy more tentacles.

  • 58 35
    Submitted by missmana55 on May 7, 13 at 8:41am

    Hmmm...A Phantom Fetish? Attack of the Bones? Revenge of the Clit?

  • 62 46
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 6, 13 at 4:56pm

    Could still be a "short" film...

  • 56 39
    Submitted by doiou2 on May 6, 13 at 2:21pm

    fluffer?

  • 60 48
    Submitted by sunshine1114 on May 8, 13 at 8:23am

    I guess Donkey missed the part where OP said "doing makeup for"

  • 57 55
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 7, 13 at 5:21am

    Oh yea, your typical "I didn't realize I was in a porno until half way thru" story... That one is SO old.. Like really, you thought you were on a legit movie set? Come on! How dumb do you have to be. Please.. You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into. Or what was going to get into you!

    • 51 48
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 7, 13 at 11:24pm

      Peter O'Toole and Sir John Gielgud claim to have been unaware that Caligula was going to depict hardcore sex. If they can get bamboozled, anyone can.