Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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Star whores with princess lay her.
Is that just painting a target on their face for the money shot??
Hmmm...A Phantom Fetish? Attack of the Bones? Revenge of the Clit?
"Sex Trek: The Next Penetration" was a real ST porn parody....
Let me know if you need someone to run out and buy more tentacles.
Could still be a "short" film...
I guess Donkey missed the part where OP said "doing makeup for"
Oh yea, your typical "I didn't realize I was in a porno until half way thru" story... That one is SO old.. Like really, you thought you were on a legit movie set? Come on! How dumb do you have to be. Please.. You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into. Or what was going to get into you!
Peter O'Toole and Sir John Gielgud claim to have been unaware that Caligula was going to depict hardcore sex. If they can get bamboozled, anyone can.