whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think people are normalizing furries
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