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  • 73 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:03pm

    hahahahahahahah if you live in Duval, you probably already have an STD

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:53pm

    love the nasty go noles!

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:40am

    Hahaha!! that's about the most truthful thing I've ever heard XD

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:55pm

    I wonder which Ponte Vedra kid / Nease graduate wrote this...

    • 44 61
      Submitted by apples0108 on Jan 17, 10 at 1:44pm

      hahah couldn't have said it better myself

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:30pm

    i'm also going to be a nazi...it's not grammER

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:49pm

    Ah, the tri delts...where their motto is "Tri Delt...everyone else has."

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:16pm

    It seems you're also more likely to get an STD than to learn the difference between "your" and "you're." Go figure.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:12am

    hahah cant wait to start in a week! gooo nolesss

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:45pm

    lol so true. and 6:49.......we aren't slutty.........thx tho

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:56pm

    STAY AWAY FROM THE TRI DELTS!!!

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:39pm

    That sounds just like SDSU

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:46pm

    1. FSU is the shit. 2. FSU does have it's own strand of herpes. 3. FSU has 5 parking garages as well as multiple lots and most people have missed at least one class per semester because they could not find a parking spot OR they found out they have an STD. 4. The FSU circus rocks, especially since you take a class to teach you to be in it...and it counts for a credit.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:20pm

    Too bad the other options for education in FL are just as bad. But at least FSU has a nice campus!

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:54am

    Woah woah woah 558, Bobby Bowden is awesome. Learn some respect. Love you, Seminoles

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:48pm

    lol its funny that i read this today. I'm going to FSU starting this fall.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    lol. its funny. as an FSU student i thought this was true not because of the sluttiness of the people here, but because of the fail parking situation....oh well.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:19pm

    8:45 i go to fsu. yes we are. (at least the people that take full advantage of fsu are) -6:45

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:11pm

    I'd rather have it this way. Good night.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:52pm

    Lmaaao incredibly true; fsu is superr nasty. GO CANES! Its all about the U ;)

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:31am

    so true of any state school

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:03pm

    Sadly, this is true, even after the construction of the school of theatre parking lot. And yes, FSU has a circus. We rock like that.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:40pm

    poor grammar only annoys people with intelligence. if this doesn't apply to you, i'm sure mcdonald's has some great career opportunities for you.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:49am

    LOL, I wanna go to FSU (:

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:57am

    im from tally, but i live in jax now...and this is soooo true!!

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:35pm

    when people correct gammar mistakes in text messages does it make anyone else want to punch someone in the throat?

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:44pm

    HAHAHAHAHA soooo True, Same with ASU!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:30am

    8:31-haha, that's funny. I was wondering the same.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:07pm

    Ok...obviously the guy who started this is a virgin and wants to stay that way. Why else would he go to UF! I don't know any fun people that went to UF...but we all know that the Noles know how to have a good time!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:03pm

    That's not FSU. That's any university at least in America.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:46pm

    9:20, are you kidding?

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:12am

    BGSTD bowling green Ohio

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:31pm

    hahahaha so true. I've definitely missed a few classes because I couldn't find parking. I also missed out on getting an STD. Tallanasty/Tallaclassy (depending on what kind of night you're having) is a fun town though I miss it

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    Frostburg State University? One in Four. If you're in a group with three other friends and you don't have it, you had better not sleep with any of the others!!!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:32pm

    -punches 635 in the throat

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:44pm

    FSU FLYING HIGH CIRCUS IS SO COOL

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:01pm

    WOOOOOO go noles!!!! send those canes home with both a loss AND a few stds. love it!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:57am

    At my old college we had a list of chicks to avoid because they'd give you the clap. Unfortunately, that list kept growing...thank you health clinic intern for breaking doctor/patient confidentiality to let us know which ones were skanks.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:10am

    gator girls are hotter anyways

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:09pm

    bitchess lovee hatingg on the noles huh! get a lifeee punk! GO NOLES = )

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:52pm

    It's funny because it's true.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:31pm

    fsu also has it's own "personal" strain of herpes... go noles eh?

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:11am

    o shit im at fsu now... and i dont have a car so theres no chance im gettin a parking spot...so i guess its only std's for me and i need to find these tri delts so i can try delt

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:46am

    That's why if you don't wrap it, don't tap it

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:58am

    Florida State blows and Bowden is an overrated, useless, unecessary old man. You'll never be 1st in wins! Go JoePa!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:09pm

    wtf. fsu has a circus? LOL

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:55am

    the clap is curable... GO NOLES!

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:49pm

    so true. go slutty noles

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:07pm

    luckily i left fsu std-free & am from that duuuuvaaaaal whatcha know about that 904!!! rat town baby!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:05pm

    unfortunately absolutely true...

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:20pm

    you also should noticed that they spelled "they're" wrong as well.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:55pm

    wow easy there typical grammer douchebag

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:48am

    Haha this is so true

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:51pm

    YOU'RE more likely to have no grammar skills as well.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:00am

    Grew up in Tally...its been statistically proven that FSU has one of the highest rates of STDs among other universities in the nations...but anyone that has been to Big Daddys/The Pub/Floyds/Bullwinkles can tell you all about that!!!

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:09am

    Epic Truth it was only a matter of time before we brought the burg into Texts from last night

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:30pm

    This is pretty much true of any university, at least it is at Central Michigan.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:29pm

    u only find stds in the KBS, and delta delta houses. mainly KBS

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:13pm

    I think this text is referring to Fresno state university not Florida state. Good try