at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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I wonder which Ponte Vedra kid / Nease graduate wrote this...
hahah couldn't have said it better myself
Hahaha!! that's about the most truthful thing I've ever heard XD
Ah, the tri delts...where their motto is "Tri Delt...everyone else has."
STAY AWAY FROM THE TRI DELTS!!!
Too bad the other options for education in FL are just as bad.
But at least FSU has a nice campus!
hahahahahahahah if you live in Duval, you probably already have an STD
so true of any state school
Frostburg State University? One in Four. If you're in a group with three other friends and you don't have it, you had better not sleep with any of the others!!!
love the nasty
i'm also going to be a nazi...it's not grammER
It seems you're also more likely to get an STD than to learn the difference between "your" and "you're." Go figure.
Woah woah woah 558, Bobby Bowden is awesome. Learn some respect.
Love you, Seminoles
1. FSU is the shit.
2. FSU does have it's own strand of herpes.
3. FSU has 5 parking garages as well as multiple lots and most people have missed at least one class per semester because they could not find a parking spot OR they found out they have an STD.
4. The FSU circus rocks, especially since you take a class to teach you to be in it...and it counts for a credit.
That sounds just like SDSU
Lmaaao incredibly true; fsu is superr nasty. GO CANES! Its all about the U ;)
lol so true. and 6:49.......we aren't slutty.........thx tho
hahah cant wait to start in a week! gooo nolesss
9:20, are you kidding?
That's not FSU. That's any university at least in America.
I'd rather have it this way. Good night.
WOOOOOO go noles!!!! send those canes home with both a loss AND a few stds. love it!
At my old college we had a list of chicks to avoid because they'd give you the clap.
Unfortunately, that list kept growing...thank you health clinic intern for breaking doctor/patient confidentiality to let us know which ones were skanks.
im from tally, but i live in jax now...and this is soooo true!!
lol its funny that i read this today. I'm going to FSU starting this fall.
BGSTD bowling green Ohio
gator girls are hotter anyways
fsu also has it's own "personal" strain of herpes... go noles eh?
That's why if you don't wrap it, don't tap it
lol. its funny. as an FSU student i thought this was true not because of the sluttiness of the people here, but because of the fail parking situation....oh well.
hahahaha so true. I've definitely missed a few classes because I couldn't find parking. I also missed out on getting an STD. Tallanasty/Tallaclassy (depending on what kind of night you're having) is a fun town though I miss it
when people correct gammar mistakes in text messages does it make anyone else want to punch someone in the throat?
the clap is curable... GO NOLES!
Sadly, this is true, even after the construction of the school of theatre parking lot. And yes, FSU has a circus. We rock like that.
8:31-haha, that's funny. I was wondering the same.
It's funny because it's true.
luckily i left fsu std-free & am from that duuuuvaaaaal whatcha know about that 904!!! rat town baby!
LOL, I wanna go to FSU (:
poor grammar only annoys people with intelligence. if this doesn't apply to you, i'm sure mcdonald's has some great career opportunities for you.
wow easy there typical grammer douchebag
bitchess lovee hatingg on the noles huh! get a lifeee punk! GO NOLES = )
-punches 635 in the throat
Epic Truth it was only a matter of time before we brought the burg into Texts from last night
Ok...obviously the guy who started this is a virgin and wants to stay that way. Why else would he go to UF! I don't know any fun people that went to UF...but we all know that the Noles know how to have a good time!
o shit im at fsu now... and i dont have a car so theres no chance im gettin a parking spot...so i guess its only std's for me
and i need to find these tri delts so i can try delt
unfortunately absolutely true...
you also should noticed that they spelled "they're" wrong as well.
Grew up in Tally...its been statistically proven that FSU has one of the highest rates of STDs among other universities in the nations...but anyone that has been to Big Daddys/The Pub/Floyds/Bullwinkles can tell you all about that!!!
Haha this is so true
Florida State blows and Bowden is an overrated, useless, unecessary old man. You'll never be 1st in wins! Go JoePa!
HAHAHAHAHA soooo True, Same with ASU!
YOU'RE more likely to have no grammar skills as well.
wtf. fsu has a circus? LOL
8:45 i go to fsu. yes we are. (at least the people that take full advantage of fsu are)
I think this text is referring to Fresno state university not Florida state. Good try
This is pretty much true of any university, at least it is at Central Michigan.
so true. go slutty noles
u only find stds in the KBS, and delta delta houses. mainly KBS
FSU FLYING HIGH CIRCUS IS SO COOL