at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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Lmaaao incredibly true; fsu is superr nasty. GO CANES! Its all about the U ;)
Hahaha!! that's about the most truthful thing I've ever heard XD
love the nasty
STAY AWAY FROM THE TRI DELTS!!!
Too bad the other options for education in FL are just as bad.
But at least FSU has a nice campus!
lol so true. and 6:49.......we aren't slutty.........thx tho
so true of any state school
At my old college we had a list of chicks to avoid because they'd give you the clap.
Unfortunately, that list kept growing...thank you health clinic intern for breaking doctor/patient confidentiality to let us know which ones were skanks.
i'm also going to be a nazi...it's not grammER
That sounds just like SDSU
hahahahahahahah if you live in Duval, you probably already have an STD
Ah, the tri delts...where their motto is "Tri Delt...everyone else has."
im from tally, but i live in jax now...and this is soooo true!!
9:20, are you kidding?
This is pretty much true of any university, at least it is at Central Michigan.
I wonder which Ponte Vedra kid / Nease graduate wrote this...
hahah couldn't have said it better myself
-punches 635 in the throat
Frostburg State University? One in Four. If you're in a group with three other friends and you don't have it, you had better not sleep with any of the others!!!
hahahaha so true. I've definitely missed a few classes because I couldn't find parking. I also missed out on getting an STD. Tallanasty/Tallaclassy (depending on what kind of night you're having) is a fun town though I miss it
Woah woah woah 558, Bobby Bowden is awesome. Learn some respect.
Love you, Seminoles
Ok...obviously the guy who started this is a virgin and wants to stay that way. Why else would he go to UF! I don't know any fun people that went to UF...but we all know that the Noles know how to have a good time!
8:31-haha, that's funny. I was wondering the same.
so true. go slutty noles
I'd rather have it this way. Good night.
hahah cant wait to start in a week! gooo nolesss
WOOOOOO go noles!!!! send those canes home with both a loss AND a few stds. love it!
lol. its funny. as an FSU student i thought this was true not because of the sluttiness of the people here, but because of the fail parking situation....oh well.
you also should noticed that they spelled "they're" wrong as well.
1. FSU is the shit.
2. FSU does have it's own strand of herpes.
3. FSU has 5 parking garages as well as multiple lots and most people have missed at least one class per semester because they could not find a parking spot OR they found out they have an STD.
4. The FSU circus rocks, especially since you take a class to teach you to be in it...and it counts for a credit.
gator girls are hotter anyways
It seems you're also more likely to get an STD than to learn the difference between "your" and "you're." Go figure.
That's not FSU. That's any university at least in America.
Sadly, this is true, even after the construction of the school of theatre parking lot. And yes, FSU has a circus. We rock like that.
BGSTD bowling green Ohio
fsu also has it's own "personal" strain of herpes... go noles eh?
when people correct gammar mistakes in text messages does it make anyone else want to punch someone in the throat?
wtf. fsu has a circus? LOL
poor grammar only annoys people with intelligence. if this doesn't apply to you, i'm sure mcdonald's has some great career opportunities for you.
bitchess lovee hatingg on the noles huh! get a lifeee punk! GO NOLES = )
It's funny because it's true.
the clap is curable... GO NOLES!
That's why if you don't wrap it, don't tap it
luckily i left fsu std-free & am from that duuuuvaaaaal whatcha know about that 904!!! rat town baby!
LOL, I wanna go to FSU (:
YOU'RE more likely to have no grammar skills as well.
lol its funny that i read this today. I'm going to FSU starting this fall.
unfortunately absolutely true...
wow easy there typical grammer douchebag
HAHAHAHAHA soooo True, Same with ASU!
o shit im at fsu now... and i dont have a car so theres no chance im gettin a parking spot...so i guess its only std's for me
and i need to find these tri delts so i can try delt
8:45 i go to fsu. yes we are. (at least the people that take full advantage of fsu are)
u only find stds in the KBS, and delta delta houses. mainly KBS
FSU FLYING HIGH CIRCUS IS SO COOL
Florida State blows and Bowden is an overrated, useless, unecessary old man. You'll never be 1st in wins! Go JoePa!
Grew up in Tally...its been statistically proven that FSU has one of the highest rates of STDs among other universities in the nations...but anyone that has been to Big Daddys/The Pub/Floyds/Bullwinkles can tell you all about that!!!
Epic Truth it was only a matter of time before we brought the burg into Texts from last night
Haha this is so true
I think this text is referring to Fresno state university not Florida state. Good try