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  • I wonder which Ponte Vedra kid / Nease graduate wrote this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Hahaha!! that's about the most truthful thing I've ever heard XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:40am
  • STAY AWAY FROM THE TRI DELTS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Lmaaao incredibly true; fsu is superr nasty. GO CANES! Its all about the U ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Ah, the tri delts...where their motto is "Tri Delt...everyone else has."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Too bad the other options for education in FL are just as bad. But at least FSU has a nice campus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:20pm
  • hahahahahahahah if you live in Duval, you probably already have an STD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Frostburg State University? One in Four. If you're in a group with three other friends and you don't have it, you had better not sleep with any of the others!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • love the nasty go noles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:53pm
  • hahah cant wait to start in a week! gooo nolesss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:12am
  • i'm also going to be a nazi...it's not grammER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 1. FSU is the shit. 2. FSU does have it's own strand of herpes. 3. FSU has 5 parking garages as well as multiple lots and most people have missed at least one class per semester because they could not find a parking spot OR they found out they have an STD. 4. The FSU circus rocks, especially since you take a class to teach you to be in it...and it counts for a credit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:46pm
  • so true of any state school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:31am
  • That sounds just like SDSU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Woah woah woah 558, Bobby Bowden is awesome. Learn some respect. Love you, Seminoles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:54am
  • gator girls are hotter anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:10am
  • 9:20, are you kidding?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:46pm
  • lol its funny that i read this today. I'm going to FSU starting this fall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:48pm
  • That's not FSU. That's any university at least in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:03pm
  • It seems you're also more likely to get an STD than to learn the difference between "your" and "you're." Go figure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:16pm
  • That's why if you don't wrap it, don't tap it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • when people correct gammar mistakes in text messages does it make anyone else want to punch someone in the throat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:35pm
  • lol so true. and 6:49.......we aren't slutty.........thx tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I'd rather have it this way. Good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:11pm
  • At my old college we had a list of chicks to avoid because they'd give you the clap. Unfortunately, that list kept growing...thank you health clinic intern for breaking doctor/patient confidentiality to let us know which ones were skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:57am
  • WOOOOOO go noles!!!! send those canes home with both a loss AND a few stds. love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:01pm
  • lol. its funny. as an FSU student i thought this was true not because of the sluttiness of the people here, but because of the fail parking situation....oh well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:40pm
  • im from tally, but i live in jax now...and this is soooo true!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:57am
  • wow easy there typical grammer douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:55pm
  • It's funny because it's true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • LOL, I wanna go to FSU (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:49am
  • fsu also has it's own "personal" strain of herpes... go noles eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:31pm
  • the clap is curable... GO NOLES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:55am
  • luckily i left fsu std-free & am from that duuuuvaaaaal whatcha know about that 904!!! rat town baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:07pm
  • BGSTD bowling green Ohio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:12am
  • poor grammar only annoys people with intelligence. if this doesn't apply to you, i'm sure mcdonald's has some great career opportunities for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:40pm
  • bitchess lovee hatingg on the noles huh! get a lifeee punk! GO NOLES = )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Epic Truth it was only a matter of time before we brought the burg into Texts from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:09am
  • Sadly, this is true, even after the construction of the school of theatre parking lot. And yes, FSU has a circus. We rock like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:03pm
  • hahahaha so true. I've definitely missed a few classes because I couldn't find parking. I also missed out on getting an STD. Tallanasty/Tallaclassy (depending on what kind of night you're having) is a fun town though I miss it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:31pm
  • This is pretty much true of any university, at least it is at Central Michigan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:30pm
  • unfortunately absolutely true...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 8:31-haha, that's funny. I was wondering the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:30am
  • -punches 635 in the throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Ok...obviously the guy who started this is a virgin and wants to stay that way. Why else would he go to UF! I don't know any fun people that went to UF...but we all know that the Noles know how to have a good time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Florida State blows and Bowden is an overrated, useless, unecessary old man. You'll never be 1st in wins! Go JoePa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:58am
  • Grew up in Tally...its been statistically proven that FSU has one of the highest rates of STDs among other universities in the nations...but anyone that has been to Big Daddys/The Pub/Floyds/Bullwinkles can tell you all about that!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:00am
  • HAHAHAHAHA soooo True, Same with ASU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Haha this is so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:48am
  • you also should noticed that they spelled "they're" wrong as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:20pm
  • o shit im at fsu now... and i dont have a car so theres no chance im gettin a parking spot...so i guess its only std's for me and i need to find these tri delts so i can try delt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:11am
  • YOU'RE more likely to have no grammar skills as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:51pm
  • wtf. fsu has a circus? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:09pm
  • so true. go slutty noles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:49pm
  • I think this text is referring to Fresno state university not Florida state. Good try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:13pm
  • 8:45 i go to fsu. yes we are. (at least the people that take full advantage of fsu are) -6:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:19pm
  • u only find stds in the KBS, and delta delta houses. mainly KBS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • FSU FLYING HIGH CIRCUS IS SO COOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:44pm
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