We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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